They're Cheap I'm Free chords by Skating Polly

Verse 1:
C         B               B
You’re all    incorporated
B  C         Em                 B
So you don’t    get investigated
E         C B         Bm             E
I’m not       abbreviated or deflated
E       C Em           Bm
I’m trying to be appreciated



Pre-chorus 1:
B
You know what I know
B                                    Em
Son, don’t lie, you know what I know
Em              Bm
You know what I know
     E
Son, don’t hide all your sinners
E                          C      E
Flaunt ’em like a winner, like a creep

E     A    Em
      Na na na na
C
Na na na na
Em
Na na na na
Em
Na na na na na

Em

Chorus:
Em    B       C         Bm
Fine! Let’s leave it outside!
         E
I’d sure hate to keep you up all night!
          Em                C      Bm
If you’re looking for an opposable wife
        E
Pick me.   I’m sweet

E         C
Fine! You know I’m not fine!
   E
So why'd you do it again this time?
        G          C         B
If you wanna see a dog’s bad bite
     E                        Em
Pick me. I'm free, and they're cheap

Em         G Em         G

Verse 2:
E       A                             G      E  Em
They’re always in the gutter when the crutch fall
Em               G        Em   E  G
They’re not your mother’s call
Em         E                  G        E
They’re always in the gutter when the crutch fall
E
Hanging ‘round

Pre-chorus 2:
Em                                                           E
It’s kinda sick, but I like to watch the big men losing clout
            Em
It’s kinda sick, but I like to finally scream about something else

Em         C     E     A
A
Na na na na
C
Na na na na
C
Na na na na
            E
Na na na na na
Abm
Oh!

Chorus:
Abm Bm     C      B       Em
Fine! I’ll be the good guy!
Em                              E
Make haste to keep you satisfied
E
When you’re looking for a son of a bitch to bite
E    G
Pick me. I’m sweet

Em        C            Bm
Fine! You know I’m not fine!
   E                 C        B    G
So why’d you do it again this time?
G
If you wanna see a loud, bad night
     E
Pick me. I don’t leave

Outro:
    B       C        Bm
Fine! Let’s keep it outside!
E                           A
Just leave me in the dark tonight

A     Em
Na na na na
Em
Na na na na
Em
Na na na na
Em          C
Na na na na na
C
Oh!

E         G A

         Bb  E
They’re cheap, but I’m free
E
They’re cheap, but I’m free
E             G            Em
They’re cheap, but I’m free
Em  E          C   E
They’re cheap, but I’m free
    Em  E
But I’m free