Key: F Intro: Bb I'm always a baby F On my birthday Bb I think it's the most sensible day of the year C To be a big pain F And people like to whine and cry and tell me all about Bb Their fuckin' miserable days C But not always Bb F 'Cause I'm the only baby on my birthday
Verse : F You don't know how it feels to be C Part of a ten-piece hillbilly family Bb I'm not the leader of the pack or the itty-bitty runt F I need to find a way for attention F You don't know all of the terrors I've seen C Living in a dirty house with nine big babies Bb There's puke on the couch, fridge caught a dead mouse F C I need a full day for me to lash out Chorus: Bb I'm always a baby F On my birthday Bb Now shut your purdy mouth 'cause it's not up to you C And I'm gonna get my way F And for those of you who don't respect my wishes Bb Or don't care to show enough self-restraint C Bb You're not welcome to my party F Or even to my birthday cake Bb F Bb C F Bb C Bb F Verse : F You don't know how it feels to be C Part of a ten-piece hillbilly family Bb I'm not the leader of the pack or the itty-bitty runt F I need to find a way for attention F You don't know all of the terrors I've seen C Living in a dirty house with nine big babies Bb There's puke on the couch, fridge caught a dead mouse F C I need a full day for me to lash out Refrain: Bb I'm always a baby F On my birthday Bb I think it's the most sensible day of the year C To be a big pain F And people like to whine and cry and tell me all about Bb Their fuckin' miserable days C Bb You're not welcome to my party F Or even to my birthday cake Outro: B (Birthday Cake ad nauseam)
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