Punkys Dilemma Chords by Paul Simon

Punkys Dilemma chords by Paul Simon

Guitar chords with lyrics

Fmaj7        Gm7
Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake

C              Fmaj7
 Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies,

          Gm     Fmaj7
 Relaxin' awhile,      livin' in style,

Bb                                     Am
Talkin' to a raisin who 'casionn'ly plays LA.

Fmaj7                   Gm  Fmaj7
Casually glancing at his toupee.

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Fmaj7             Gm7
     Wish I was an English muffin

C                 Fmaj7
 'Bout to make the most out of a toaster.


               Gm   Fmaj7
I'd ease myself down,      comin' up brown.


Bb                                       Am
I prefer boysenberry more than any ordinary jam.

     Fmaj7                    Gm   Fmaj7
I'm a "Citizens for Boysenberry Jam" fan.


Bbmaj7          Fmaj7
Ah,      South California.


               Gm7
  If I become a first lieutenant

C                Fmaj7
 Would you put my photo on your piano?

      Gm    Fmaj7
To Maryjane--      Best wishes, Martin.

Bb                                           Am
(Old Roger draft-dodger leavin' by the basement door),

Fmaj7
Everybody knows what he's

Bbmaj7                 Fmaj7 Gm7
Tippy-toeing down there for.

Paul Simon chords for Punkys dilemma

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