Chords with lyrics
❄ Intro:
Bb majorBb C majorC DmDm FF x2
(It sounds like Nyge)
❄ Verse:
Yeah
Bb majorBb C majorC
Christmas party
Christmas knees up
DmDm
Man pulled up, didn't see one knee up (Dead)
DmDm FF
Everyone's stush, don't wanna free up
FF Bb majorBb
It's fuckin' October, why is your tree up? (What)
Bb majorBb C majorC
Been wrapping them gifts in cunch
DmDm
Dropping 'em off tryna get my P up (OT)
DmDm
Then John Lewis put out that shit advert
G minorGm
Tryna make man spend his re up (What)
C majorC
Three in the morning, man can't sleep
DmDm
My neighbours lighting up the whole street (Pricks)
DmDm G minorGm
NPower
SSE
EON
EDF energy
G minorGm C majorC
Them man there raking in the Ps
C majorC DmDm
Dumb consumers still can't see
DmDm
Mummy's trying to make ends meet
G minorGm
Christmas extortion
Christmas greed
❄ Verse:
G minorGm
Down your spine, you'll feel a tingle
C majorC
When you hear this festive jinglе
DmDm
This one's drill, not pop like Pringle
FF
You can gеt wrapped up, no Kris Kringle (Bow)
G minorGm C majorC
See, it's Christmas and you don't wanna miss this (Yeah)
DmDm
Don't need lights 'causе we're bringing the litness (Yeah)
DmDm
So you're better off hiding your missus
DmDm
'Cause I'm top of her wishlist (Aye, aye)
G minorGm
Santa's sleigh
I might jack that
C majorC
Christmas presents
I stack that
DmDm
Mrs. Claus got a fat back (Mhm)
FF Bb majorBb
So I might have to tap that (Uh)
Bb majorBb C majorC
Then I'm leaving in Santa's ride (Santa's ride)
DmDm
If the elves try run up on bro
DmDm
Then it's beef, so I have to slide (Have to slide)
❄ Chorus:
G minorGm C majorC
Christmas drillings, make a killing (Killing)
DmDm
Got them children crying
FF
Now that Santa Claus is missing
FF G minorGm
Ain't no presents 'till your birthday
C majorC DmDm
Ain't no presents 'till your birthday (Oo oo woo)
G minorGm C majorC
Christmas drillings, make a killing
DmDm
Spending all your P, don't look under the tree
G minorGm C majorC
Ain't no presents 'till your birthday (Ain't no presents)
DmDm
Ain't no presents 'till your birthday (Ain't no presents)
(Oo oo woo)
❄ Verse:
G minorGm C majorC
It's the 123 (Mm hmm), man will cut down your Christmas tree (Jeez)
DmDm FF
Gonna take this flow out in the snow
FF G minorGm
Back to skid row, fuck mistletoe
G minorGm C majorC
Pull up on Santa and jack his sleigh (Uh huh)
DmDm
Him and his elves might pass away (Uh huh)
DmDm
Run 'em all over with his sled
G minorGm
Out in Lapland, snow turn red
G minorGm C majorC
(He's dead! He's dead, he's dead)
DmDm
Santa got put in a spliff, irrelevant myth
FF
End of his presence
I plead the fifth
Body is stiff (Jeez)
❄ Verse:
(Huh)
G minorGm C majorC
Yeah
Merry Christmas
DmDm
See man jacking presents (All of them)
FF
Fuck your life, this ain't Evanescence
G minorGm C majorC
Man don't want socks, man don't want crocs
DmDm
Man tryna grab your mum
DmDm
Bend her over, slide in just to show them how I stuff that turkey (Jeez)
G minorGm C majorC
Primed up (What), all my opps get banged up (What)
DmDm
Sit man down with a one two piece
FF
Then a push up to win with hands up (Shut up)
G minorGm
And I come do Christmas wavy
C majorC
Priced up, but I'm not Katie
DmDm
Solo man, but I'm not Stacey
I'm the man, but I'm no baby
❄ Chorus: KSI:
G minorGm C majorC
Christmas drillings, make a killing
DmDm
Got them children crying
FF
Now that Santa Claus is missing
G minorGm C majorC
Ain't no presents till your birthday
C majorC DmDm FF
Ain't no presents till your birthday (Oo oo woo)
G minorGm C majorC
Christmas drillings, make a killing
DmDm
Spending all your P, don't look under the tree
G minorGm C majorC
Ain't no presents till your birthday (Ain't no presents)
DmDm
Ain't no presents till your birthday (Ain't no presents)
(Oo oo woo)