Chords with lyrics
Difficulty: Novice
G+G
It's Christmas time and Santa's here,
E minorEm
Making the children smile
A minorAm
But he's just a pedophile
D MajorD
So you better watch your child.
G+G
Christmas trees in every house
E minorEm
Covered in shiny lights
A minorAm
But they just turn brown and die,
D MajorD
Or set your whole house on fire
A minorAm D MajorD
These are the reasons I hate the seasons, but imma give it a try.
G+G E minorEm A minorAm D MajorD
Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas
G+G E minorEm A minorAm D MajorD
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday.
A minorAm D MajorD
Replace my heart ache and my pain,
G+G E minorEm
With mistletoe and candy cane
A minorAm D MajorD G+G
This Christmas, could go my way.
G+G
Having fun with all your friends,
A minorAm
Sipping on that eggnog,
E minorEm
But it just looks like jizz
D MajorD
All over your upper lips.
G+G
House made out of ginger bread
A minorAm
Cookies like Christmas trees
E minorEm
Giving ya heart disease
D MajorD
And type 2 diabetes.
A minorAm D MajorD
These are the reasons I hate the seasons, but imma give it a try.
G+G E minorEm A minorAm D MajorD
Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas
G+G E minorEm A minorAm D MajorD
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday.
A minorAm D MajorD
Replace my heart ache and my pain,
G+G E minorEm
With mistletoe and candy cane
A minorAm D MajorD G+G
This Christmas, could go my way.
G+G E minorEm
I've never seen reindeer fly
A minorAm D MajorD
I've never heard the sleigh bells ring
G+G E minorEm
I've never seen a snowman come to life
A minorAm D MajorD
I've never heard the angels sing
A minorAm D MajorD
But I hope, and I pray
G+G E minorEm
That maybe this Christmas day
D MajorD
That'll change.
G+G E minorEm A minorAm D MajorD
Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas
G+G E minorEm A minorAm D MajorD
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday.
A minorAm D MajorD
Replace my heart ache and my pain,
G+G E minorEm
With mistletoe and candy cane
A minorAm D MajorD G+G
This Christmas, could go my way.
G+G E minorEm A minorAm D MajorD
Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas
G+G E minorEm A minorAm D MajorD
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday.
A minorAm D MajorD
Replace my heart ache and my pain,
G+G E minorEm
Let's just dance the night away.
A minorAm D MajorD G+G D MajorD
This Christmas, is going my way.
G+G
Just dance with me.
THE END