Intro
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I'm in love with the girl on TV
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She sparkles like an angel
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She smiles just for me
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And though women try to tempt me
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They need to understand that I'm a taken man
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My heart belongs to another
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I tracked her down and I went to her home
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I climbed up to her window, and I found her alone
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She was covered in the entrails of a sheep
Which she'd sacrificed to the snake god
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Glycon, to wake him from his sleep
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Holy shit a new reign of terror has descended upon the earth
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