Eye Candy chords by Ron Sexsmith

Eye Candy  Ron Sexsmith
Album: Long Player Late Bloomer (2011)
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Intro  G      C    | G     C   | G     D   | C    D G

D            C            G
Sipping on a black Dakota pint
D                    C           G
The joint is jumping on a Sunday night
         Bm                        Em
But then something wicked this way comes
         Am7                D   D+5(aug)
Sticking out like two sore thumbs
G
Eye candy
C

Ear poison
G           C
Oh Mother, keep your boys in
G                   D
‘Cause uptown came downtown
  C               D         G
And now they keep hanging around

D                 C            G
They didn't wanna listen to no band
D                     C               G
Why don't they grab a cab back to clubland
            Bm                 Em
Now they're coming on to every guy
         Am7           D  D+5(aug)
Like two drunken socialites
G
Eye candy
C
Ear poison
G           C
Oh Mother, keep your boys in
G                  D
‘Cause uptown came downtown
  C               D
And now they keep hanging around
G
It's uncanny
C                   G
What the wind blows in
                  C
Oh Brother, you'd think what goes in
G              D
Must come out but somehow
          C                           D         G
It's been dumbed down and now they're hanging around

           Am
You should see the way they dance
                               D
Rubbing up against everybody's leg
    Am
And like a bad masseuse

Everything they do
            D
Rubs me the wrong way

G        C  |  G       C  |

         Bm                        Em
Well now something wicked this way comes
         Am7                D   D+5(aug)
Sticking out like two sore thumbs
G
Eye Candy
C
Ear poison
G          C
Oh Mother, keep your boys in
G                     D
Cause high brow came low brow
       C              D
And our eyebrows may never come down
G
It can't be
C
Screen’s frozen
G           C
Oh Brother, keep your nose clean
G                  D
Cause upload came download
       C                       D        G
With a truck load of trouble ‘bout to explode
G
Eye Candy
C
Ear poison
G          C
Oh Mother, keep your boys in
G                  D
Cause uptown came downtown
    C              D        G
And now they keep hanging around

Tabbed by Zach Parkman