Intro: E5 A#5 F5 E5 A#5 F5 E5 A#5 F5 Verse 1: E5 A#5 F5 E5 A#5 F5 You always wanted a real nice lawn E5 A#5 F5 Now your whole back yard is gone E5 A#5 F5 Too bad you tried to cut your grass E5 A#5 F5 Too bad that you ran out of gas Bridge: G5 C#5 G5 C#5 G5 C#5
Interlude: E5 A#5 F5 Verse 2: E5 A#5 F5 E5 A#5 F5 You drank just one too many beers E5 A#5 F5 Now it's in your car and back to sears E5 A#5 F5 It ate up half your bedroom rug E5 A#5 F5 G5 C#5 But now you've got brand new sparkplugs Bridge: G5 C#5 G5 C#5 Interlude: E5 A#5 F5 Verse 3: E5 A#5 F5 E5 A#5 F5 You gotta bitchin mower now E5 A#5 F5 You think you are the cats meow E5 A#5 F5 You only have yourself to thank E5 A#5 F5 When we put draino in your tank Bridge: