I Wanna Be A Homosexual chords by Screeching Weasel

"I Wanna Be a Homosexual"
performed by Screeching Weasel
written by Ben Weasel, Danny Vapid, and Jughead
(C) 1989 Screeching Weasel
from the Very Small Records compilation What Are You Pointing At? and the
Lookout! Records release Kill the Musicians (LK 95 LP/CS/CD)
transcribed by Mike Ripplinger (openface@aol.com)

[Notes]
* (chord)^ = chord is arpeggiated
* All E chords are X 7 9 9 X X X and all F# chords are X 9 11 11 X X X.
* Lyrics are my best guess, as a sheet is not included with the album.

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["I Wanna Be a Homosexual"]

Lead intro:
(rhythm chords):     B^    E^   C#^         E^    B^  E^
E----------12-11----------------12-11--------------------------11-
B--(bass)--------12--(bass)--12-------12----12----12--12-12-12----
G----------------------------------------11-----------------------

          C#^                E^          B^                E^
E----------------------------12-11-------------------------12-11--
B--12-----12----12----12-12--------12----12----12----12-12--------
G-----11-----11----11-----------------11----11----11--------------

         C#^               E^            B                    E
E----------------------------------------14--14-14--14-14-14--14--
B--12----12----12----12----12----12-------------------------------
G-----11----11----11----11----11----11----------------------------

                    C#                   E                    B
E--14-14--14-14-14--14--14-14--14-14-14--14--14-14--14-14-14--14--
B-----------------------------------------------------------------
G-----------------------------------------------------------------

                   E                   C#                  E
E--14-14--14-14-14-15-14-14--14-14-14--14--14-14--14-14-14-12-11-----
B----------------------------------------------------------------12--
G--------------------------------------------------------------------

   B                       E                       C#
E-----11-12-11----11-12-11----11-12-11----11-12-11----11-12-11--
B--12----------12----------12----------12----------12-----------
G---------------------------------------------------------------

               E                       B
E-----11-12-11----11-12-11----11-12-11----11-12-11----11-12-11--
B--12----------12----------12----------12----------12-----------
G---------------------------------------------------------------

   E                       C#                      E           B
E-----11-12-11----11-12-11----11-12-11----11-12-11-12-11-12-11----|
B--12----------12----------12----------12----------------------12-|
G-----------------------------------------------------------------|

[B / C# / E] x2

[Verse]:
B                                                  C#      E
  I got a little list and I've ...
B                                                 C#        E
  See you in orange drag(?), I think I ...
B                                   C#    E        B
Mincing ninny(?), prince and fairy, ...
                                                  C#      E
A fruit-splitter's(?) wet dream...

[Chorus]:
B         F#    G#         E      B
  I wanna be, I wanna be ...
        F#  G#         E      B
I wanna be, wanna be a h...
        F#  G#         E      B
I wanna be, wanna be ...
        F#  G#  E
I wanna be

[Verse]:
Shock the middle class, take it up ....
[Repeat chorus]

[Bridge]:
E           F#                D#                         G#
  Call me a faggot, call me a butt-...
        E                               F#
I don't care cause it's the ...
              D#               G#            E               F#
That makes me wanna drink your ....

[Verse]:
Shock the middle class, take it up your ....

[Repeat chorus and end on B]