Crying In My Beer chords by Screeching Weasel

Verse 1:
C               F  G
What will it take to make you happy
C               F  G
What will it take to stop your whining
C               F  G
What will it take to make you amscry?
C               F  G
What will it take to stop your crying
  F                        C   G
I know that you've been so bored since the Circle K closed down
     F          C            G
So if it makes you feel a bit better, just picture me crying,


Chorus 1:
       Am
Crying in my beer
       G      F
Crying in my beer  oh oh oh
       Am
Crying in my beer
       G      F
Crying in my beer  oh oh oh
       C
Crying in my beer

Verse 2:
C               F  G
I got a feeling you've been damaged
C                F       G
I think you've got way too much time on your hands
C                F  G
I throw away your stupid little letter
C               F   G
Like Margie Whipple you don't get it
  F                     C  G
If you were a TV show baby you would've been ca - ncelled
    F           C            G
Due to declining viewership, recycled plots, and bad acting


Chorus 2:
       Am
Crying in my beer
       G      F
Crying in my beer  oh oh oh
       Am
Crying in my beer
       G      F
Crying in my beer  oh oh oh
       C   G F C G F
Crying in my beer


Verse 3:
   F                         C   G
It's pointless to wonder what life would be like with you and me
    F          C          G
'Cause me minus you equals one little parasite less


Chorus 3:
       Am
Crying in my beer
       G      F
Crying in my beer  oh oh oh
       Am
Crying in my beer
       G      F
Crying in my beer  oh oh oh
       C   G F C G F
Crying in my beer