The Ugly One (live) chords by Ray Scott

Chords with lyrics

• Capo on 1st

Capo 1

Verse
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Well my buddy Scotty
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He was feeling kinda down
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A augmentedA fork tongued woman
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Done run him in the ground
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I took him to the bar
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We were scoping the room

Verse
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We spotted a couple girls
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And said hey y'all
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One was a fox
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The other was a dog
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So I said Scotty boy
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Here's what I'm willin' to do

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I'll take the ugly one
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The one who looks
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Just like Atilla the Hun
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That drug store perm
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And them long red hairs on her chin
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I'll be glad to take
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One for the team
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I'm pretty sure you'd
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Do the same for me
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Yeah I'll take the ugly one brother
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Ain't I a damn good friend

Verse
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Then Scotty said Ray man
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We can find two more
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That homely thing looks like
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She could chew through a door
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I'd never expect you to go
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And do such an unselfish deed

Verse
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I said nonsense brother
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You need to see what its like
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To get your world rocked
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By that sweet thing tonight
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I'll chat up her sidekick there
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Don't you worry bout me

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I'll take the ugly one
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somebodys daughter's
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Looking more like a son
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How'd she squeeze that behind
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In them high waisted Wal-Mart jeans
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I bet shes rocking
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Granny panties tonight
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Lord I hope nobody
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Turns on the lights
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Yeah I'll take the ugly one brother
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Aw but buddy you gonna owe me

Bridge
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Well it turns out old rover's
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Pretty BFF was having
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Herself a pretty bad day
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And I heard that
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Ugly thing whisper to her
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She rolled her eyes my way...
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You know what she said?
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She said...

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I'll take the ugly one
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You get with scotty there
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Y'all have fun
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I'll see how long I can stand
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This neanderthal man
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Girl he ain't no Brad Pitt
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I better get to
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Drinking heavier now
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Won't have to kiss the fool
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If I pass out
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Yeah I'll take the ugly one girl
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Aw but you better remember this

Outro
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Ouch...
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Well I reckon thats what I get
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For being a jackass...