Wow I Can Get Sexual Too chords by Say Anything

Chords with lyrics

Tuning: half step down

Verse Chords:
e|-------------------|
BB|-------------------|
G+G|-------------------|
D MajorD|----4-------2------|
A augmentedA|----4-------2------|
E MajorE|----2-------0------|
   F5F5   E minorEm

Chorus:
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
BB|----------------------------------------4----------------------------------|
G+G|--------------4---------4---------------4----------------------------------|
D MajorD|----4----2----4----2----4----2----4-----x----------------------------------|
A augmentedA|----2----2----2----2----2----2----4-----2----------------------------------|
E MajorE|----4----0---------0---------0----2----------------------------------------|
   G#m7G#m7 E minorEm  B5B5  E minorEm  B5B5  E minorEm  F#5F#5  BB

Bridge:
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
BB|----4-----4----------------------------------------------------------------|
G+G|----4-----4-----8----------------------------------------------------------|
D MajorD|----x-----4-----8-----4----------------------------------------------------|
A augmentedA|----2-----x-----6-----4----------------------------------------------------|
E MajorE|----------4-----------2----------------------------------------------------|
   BB  G#m7G#m7  D#5D#5  F#5F#5

[Verse 1]

F5F5 E minorEm (in single quick strum for all verses)
If I die and go to hell real soon,
F5F5 E minorEm
it will appear to me as this room.
F5F5 E minorEm
And for eternity I'd lay in bed
F5F5 E minorEm
in my boxers, half stoned,
with the pillow under my head.


[Verse 2]

F5F5 E minorEm
I'd be chatting on the interweb;
F5F5 E minorEm
maggots pray upon the living dead.
F5F5 E minorEm
I had no interest in the things she said.
E minorEm
On the phone every day,
             B5B5
I'll permanently hit the hay hay.

[Chorus]

G#m7G#m7             E minorEm
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
B5B5                    E minorEm
She touched herself. She touched herself.
G#m7G#m7             E minorEm
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
F#5F#5    E minorEm    BB
I laughed myself to sleep.

At this rate,


[Verse 3]

F5F5 E minorEm
I'll be heading for electric chairs.
F5F5 E minorEm
I'm only human with my cross to bear.
F5F5 E minorEm
When she described her underwear
E minorEm                       B5B5
I forgot all the rules my rabbi taught me in the old schul.

F5F5 E minorEm
You're too young to be this empty girl
F5F5 E minorEm
I'll prepare you for a sick dark world
F5F5 E minorEm
Know that you'll be my downfall.
E minorEm            G#m7G#m7
But I call and I call and I call.


[Chorus]

G#m7G#m7             E minorEm
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
B5B5                    E minorEm
She touched herself. She touched herself.
G#m7G#m7             E minorEm
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
F#5F#5    E minorEm    BB
I laughed myself to sleep.


[Bridge]

BB         G#m7G#m7
I don't know what I want.
D#5D#5        F#5F#5
I don't know what I want.
BB         G#m7G#m7
I don't know what I want.
D#5D#5        F#5F#5
I don't know what I want.

I don't know what I want. (Met you on the internet)

I don't know what I want. (Then I lied about it)

I don't know what I want. (Met you on the internet)

I don't know what I want. (Then I lied about it)


[Chorus x2]

G#m7G#m7             E minorEm
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
B5B5                    E minorEm
She touched herself. She touched herself.
G#m7G#m7             E minorEm
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
F#5F#5    E minorEm    BB
I laughed myself to sleep.