Difficulty
Intermediate
Rate for accuracy
🎸
Key: B
Intro:
F# B E
Verse 1:
F# B E
Diet Dr Pepper, Raymond Carver
F# B E
Sitting in the bathtub while they’re knocking
C#m E B F#
I wanna be-e untouchable
C#m E B F#
I wanna be-e untouchable
Verse 2:
F# B N.C. E E
You took the door off its hinges
F# B E E
Doll eyes red in the litmus
C#m E B F#
I felt the pea, can I eat it?
C#m E B F#
I felt the pea, can I eat it?
Verse 3:
F# B E E
Picking leeches off white underwear
F# B E E
Neck, back, inscrutable stare
C#m E B F#
I wanna be-e impossible
C#m E B F#
I wanna be-e impossible
Verse 4:
F# B E E
Fred flirts with the bartender
F# B E E
"We met last year here, remember "
C#m E B F#
She says, "I'm old but I'm not dead"
C#m E B F#
She says, "I'm old but I'm not dead"
Verse 5:
F# B E E
Rice wine, lime-flavored Lays
F# B E E
Passing go to sit in driveways
C#m E B F#
Clad in leopard, clutch the banister
C#m E B F#
Twirling like a Degas dancer
Outro:
C#m E B F#
I just wanted to be your friend
C#m E B A
Cup of tea in your cold hand
C#m E B F#
And drained, drained bloodless
C#m E B F#
And drained, drained bloodless
C#m E B F#
And drained, drained bloodless
C#m E B F#
And drained, drained bloodless
Other versions of this song
- Bovine Excision (Bass)
Song History
Published: January 17, 2025
Last Updated: September 10, 2025