Capo
2
Difficulty
Intermediate
Rate for accuracy
🎸
π Intro:
D Bm Em A ( x2 )
π Verse 1:
D Bm
If you were a wise man, baby, you would drop
Em A
Every other ho, ho, ho and put me on top
D Bm
Up there on your tree, better treat me like a star
Em A
Spend your cookie dough, dough, dough, spend it on my heart
π Pre-Chorus:
G Gm
Fuck the jet, send the sleigh
F#m A
It's a packed holiday, and I got options, babe (Aah)
π Chorus:
D Bm Em A
If you don't wanna buy me presents, drink me like a warm glass of milk
D Bm Em A
If you're not gonna race here from the North Pole to Beverly Hills
π Post-Chorus:
F#m Em
Just to keep my stocking filled
A D
Well, I know somebody who will
Bm Em A
(Somebody who will, uh-huh, somebody who will, somΠ΅body who will)
(Buy me presents, baby)
π Verse 2:
D Bm
HΠ΅'s a little bit older (Like super old)
Em
Got a bit of a dad bod
A
From a city that's colder (Brr)
D
But damn' it, he's so hot
He knows when I'm sleepin' (Sleepin')
Bm
And he knows when I'm no-ot
Em
Haven't like seen him in a while
A
He's probably just busy at his workshop
π Pre-Chorus:
G Gm
Fuck the jet (Fuck the jet), send the sleigh (Send the sleigh)
F#m A
It's a packed holiday, and I got options, babe (No, ooh)
π Chorus:
D Bm Em A
If you don't wanna buy me presents, drink me like a warm glass of milk (Ooh)
D Bm Em A
If you're not gonna (Not gonna) race here from the North Pole to Beverly Hills (Beverly Hills)
π Post-Chorus:
F#m Em
Just to keep my stocking filled (So filled)
A D
Well, I know somebody who will (Somebody who wiil)
Bm Em A
(Somebody who will, somebody who will, somebody who will)
(Buy me presents, baby)
Instrumental π Bridge:
F Dm Gm C
F Dm Gm A
π Chorus:
D Bm Em A
If you don't wanna buy me presents, drink me like a warm glass of milk (Drink me like a warm glass of milk)
D Bm Em A
If you're not gonna (Ooh) race here from the North Pole to Beverly Hills
π Post-Chorus:
F#m Em
Just to keep my stocking filled (Ooh, ooh)
N.C.
Oh, I know somebody who will
Video/Audio
Other versions of this song
- Buy Me Presents (Ver2) (Chords)
Song History
Published: November 18, 2023
Last Updated: February 26, 2026