Questionnaire chords by The Rutles

Artist: The Rutles
Song: Questionnaire
Album: Archaeology
Composer: Neil Innes
Tabbed by: DJ
22nd Aug 2014


Em7 = 022030   D7 = xx0212   F  = 133211   Bb =  x13331
Em6 = 022020   G  = 032033   Gm = 355333
Am7 = x02010   C# = x46664   C  = x32010

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     Em7                 Em6
e |---0---0---0---0---|---0---0---0----------------|
B |---3---3---3---3---|---2---2---2----------------|
G |---0---0---0---0---|---0---0---0----------------|
D |---2---2---2---2---|---2---2---2--------1-h2----|
A |---2---2---2---2---|---2---2---2---4-h5---------|
E |---0---0---0---0---|---0---0---0----------------|

Em7                                     Em6
    Hey, mister man on the street, ex - cuse me!
Em7                               Em6
    Do you have a few moments to spare? Oh, yeah!
Am7                                            D7
    Don't worry! I'm not trying to sell you anything you wouldn't want,
              G
I'm just a questionnaire!


 G                                               C#
Tell me what you think about this low-fat diet shampoo!
F                                           D7                Gm
   Do you think it's crunchy, half-crunchy,    or not crunchy at all?
       C                                           F
Put a tick in the appropriate box, there's nothing to it!


F                       Bb
Yes / No / Don't know / I don't care,
               F                   C
I'm only a questionnaire, only a questionnaire!


  Em7                                   Em6
Please, mister man on the street, be - lieve me, (Believe me!)
Em7
     I'm only doing my job,
              Em6           Am7
And I need to kno------ow     ...everything about you,
         D7                                  G           G4  G
Take it easy, all you gotta do ...is answer yes or no!


 G                                                        C#
Tell me what you think about the devil and the deep blue sea!
F                                                      D7           Gm
   Do you think there's one true god, a false god, or  ...no god at all?
            C                                            F
     Put a tick in the appropriate box, there's nothing to it!
(No god at all---------!)


 F                      Bb                             F
Yes / No / Don't know / I don't care/,  I'm only a questionnaire,
 F                      Bb
Yes / No / Don't know / I don't care,
               F                    C
I'm only a questionnaire, only a questionnaire!


   Em7           Em6            Em7            Em6
|  /  /  /  /  |  /  /  /  /  |  /  /  /  /  |  /  /  /  /  |

  Am7                             D7
|  /  /  /  /  |  /  /  /  /  |       Now can you...


 G                                                       C#
Tell me what you think about how easy it can be to buy a gun!
F                                        D7              Gm
   Do you think it's crazy, half-crazy,  ...or not crazy at all?
       C                              F
Put a tick in the appropriate box!