Cheese And Onions Chords by The Rutles

Cheese And Onions chords by The Rutles

Guitar chords with lyrics

G    = 320003   Bm  = x24432   Am/G  = 322100   D/B   = x20232
G/F# = 2x0003   C   = x32010   Am/F# = 202210   D/A   = x00232
C/E  = xx2013   C/B = x22010   Am/E  = 002210   Cadd9 = x32030
D    = xx0232   Am  = x02210   D/C   = x30232   Em7/D = xx0000
                                                G7    = 320001

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      G                           G/F#
e |---3--2--3--2--3--2--3--2---|---3--2--3--2--3--2--3--2---|
B |---0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0---|---0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0---|
G |---0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0---|---0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0---|
D |----------------------------|----------------------------|
A |----------------------------|----------------------------|
E |---3------------------------|---2------------------------|

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     C/E                           D
e |---3--2--3--2--3--2--3--2---|---3--2--3--2--3--2--3--2---|
B |---1--1--1--1--1--1--1--1---|---3--3--3--3--3--3--3--3---|
G |---0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0---|---2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2---|
D |---2------------------------|---0------------------------|
A |----------------------------|----------------------------|
E |----------------------------|----------------------------|


         G                    Bm                           C
I have always thought in the back of my mind, 'Cheese and onions',
         G                      Bm                             C
I have always thought that the world was unkind, 'Cheese and onions'!


   C       C/B    Am   Am/G    Am/F#  Am/E  D    D/C   D/B   D/A
|  /  /  /  /  |  Do I have to spell   it  out?      |  /  /  /  /  |

G                                Bm
C - H - E - E - S - E    A - N - D

                             C     Cadd9
O - N - I - O - N - S!   Oh, no!


               C                    D
Man and ma - chine, (Man and ma - chine!)
               Em                 Em7/D   A
Keep yourself clean, (Keep your - self  clean!)
                C          D                      G             G7
Or be a 'Has - been', (Ah, ah!) ...like a dino - saur! Oh - oh, oh!
             C                    D
Man or de - vice?  (Man or de - vice?)
                Em            Em7/D  A
For everything nice, (Every - thing nice!)
                     C         D                    G             G7
You'd better think twice, (Ah, ah!) at least, once more! Oh - oh, oh!


               C                    D
Man and ma - chine, (Man and ma - chine!)
               Em                 Em7/D   A
Keep yourself clean, (Keep your - self  clean!)
                C          D                      G     G7
Or be a 'Has - been', (Ah, ah!) ...like a dino - saur---------!
             C                    D
Man or de - vice?  (Man or de - vice?)
                Em            Em7/D  A
For everything nice, (Every - thing nice!)
                     C         D                    G     G7
You'd better think twice, (Ah, ah!) at least, once more--------!


               C                    D
Man and ma - chine, (Man and ma - chine!)
               Em                 Em7/D   A
Keep yourself clean, (Keep your - self  clean!)
                C          D                      G     G7
Or be a 'Has - been', (Ah, ah!) ...like a dino - saur---------!
C                D       Em           Em7/D  A
   (Man or de - vice?)       (Every - thing nice!)

   C     D         G    G7       C     D        Em      Em7/D
|  /  /  /  /  |  /  /  /  /  |  /  /  /  /  |  /  /  /   /  |

   A              C              D              G
|  /  /  /  /  |  /  /  /  /  |  /  /  /  /  |  /  /  /  /  |


e |---------||
B |---------||
G |---------||
D |---------||
A |---------||

Last updated: September 10, 2025

The Rutles chords for Cheese and onions

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