The Family Friendly Noose Song chords by Rusty Cage

Chords with lyrics

Intro:
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Verse 1:

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What's the greatest kind of knot

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That you can tie with ease?

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It's useful and it's happy

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And it suits your every need

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Well i'm about to tell you

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But first I have to note

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That you never should never consider

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Putting a rope around your throat

Chorus:

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So, let's learn how to tie a noose

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It's practical for every use!

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All you need is a piece of rope

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And to never give up hope

Verse 2:

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You make a loop and the snake goes down

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But changes it's mind and turns around

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And climbs back up to the top again

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This is where the fun begins

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You take the snake and spiral down

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And at the bottom

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What has he found?

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The snake goes into the rabbit's hole

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Then you give the top a pull

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Never consider self abuse

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This is how you tie a noose

Bridge: (slower)

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There's a 100 uses for the hangman's knot

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That have nothing to do with

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K Y S

(Never do that!)

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You can make a stylish belt

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To hold up your pants

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You can tie them to your wrists

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And do a hangman's dance

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Well, you could tie your shoes

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Or you could make bananas fly

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You could stir a mixture

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Hang a picture

Anything you try!

Chorus:

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So, let's learn how to tie a noose

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It's practical for every use!

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All you need is a piece of rope

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And to never give up hope

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Never consider self abuse!

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This is how you tie a noose!