Horse Outside chords by The Rubberbandits

Intro:

G#m B F# E


Verse:

  G#m           B
I'm at Amanda's weddin, In a church on Thomas Street
  F#               E
I'm lookin at a bridesmaid, and she lookin back at me
  G#m              B
And when the service ends, ask her if she wants a lift
   F#                 E
Back to the hotel, and if it goes well, finger and a shift
   G#m               B
She says Fitzy drives a Mitzy, and he offered me a spin
F#           E
Enda have a Honda, so I might just go with him
  G#m               B
And Darragh Gibney said he bring me in his Subaru
  F#                  E
So what the fuck would make you think I'd wanna go with you

Chorus:

   G#m              B        F#             E
I said fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside. Fuck your Subaru, I have a horse outside
  G#m             B             F#              E
And fuck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside. If you're lookin for a ride I've got a horse outside


Verse:

  G#m            B
She said I don't believe ya, I said it's fuckin true
 F#                E
I swapped him for a bag of yokes in 1992
 G#m              B
I don't need insurance, I don't need no parkin space
      F#             E
And if you try to clamp my horse he'll kick you in the face
    G#m       B
I don't pay no tax, fuck NCT
F#              E
You'll arrive in style if you ride with me
    G#m          B
And the boys are walkin over, jinglin their keys
 F#                E
I look the fuckers up and down and give them one of these


Chorus:

   G#m              B        F#             E
I said fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside. Fuck your Subaru, I have a horse outside
  G#m             B             F#              E
And fuck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside. If you're lookin for a ride I've got a horse outside


Verse:

G#m        B
Giddy up now baby, bless my soul
 F#              E
I rode the fucker round a field back since he was a foal
  G#m               B
He runs a bit like Shergar, and he jumps like Thir Na nOg
  F#              E
He looks like Billie Piper after half an ounce of coke
    G#m              B
And the boys are lookin jealous, as I lead yer one away
  F#              E
And just before I close the door I look at her and say
     G#m         B
Would you be my girl, and she says I will of course
    F#             E
If ya grab me by the ponytail and ride me like a horse


Chorus:

   G#m              B        F#             E
I said fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside. Fuck your Subaru, I have a horse outside
  G#m             B             F#              E