Horse Outside chords by The Rubberbandits

Intro:

G#m B F# E


Verse:

    G#m                      B
I'm at Amanda's weddin, In a church on Thomas Street
    F#                              E
I'm lookin at a bridesmaid, and she lookin back at me
    G#m                            B
And when the service ends, ask her if she wants a lift
     F#                                 E
Back to the hotel, and if it goes well, finger and a shift
     G#m                              B
She says Fitzy drives a Mitzy, and he offered me a spin
F#                      E
Enda have a Honda, so I might just go with him
    G#m                             B
And Darragh Gibney said he bring me in his Subaru
   F#                                    E
So what the fuck would make you think I'd wanna go with you

Chorus:

      G#m                           B               F#                         E
I said fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside. Fuck your Subaru, I have a horse outside
    G#m                         B                         F#                           E
And fuck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside. If you're lookin for a ride I've got a horse outside


Verse:

    G#m                        B
She said I don't believe ya, I said it's fuckin true
  F#                               E
I swapped him for a bag of yokes in 1992
  G#m                           B
I don't need insurance, I don't need no parkin space
           F#                         E
And if you try to clamp my horse he'll kick you in the face
        G#m              B
I don't pay no tax, fuck NCT
F#                            E
You'll arrive in style if you ride with me
        G#m                   B
And the boys are walkin over, jinglin their keys
  F#                               E
I look the fuckers up and down and give them one of these


Chorus:

      G#m                           B               F#                         E
I said fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside. Fuck your Subaru, I have a horse outside
    G#m                         B                         F#                           E
And fuck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside. If you're lookin for a ride I've got a horse outside


Verse:

G#m                B
Giddy up now baby, bless my soul
  F#                            E
I rode the fucker round a field back since he was a foal
   G#m                             B
He runs a bit like Shergar, and he jumps like Thir Na nOg
   F#                            E
He looks like Billie Piper after half an ounce of coke
        G#m                           B
And the boys are lookin jealous, as I lead yer one away
    F#                            E
And just before I close the door I look at her and say
          G#m                 B
Would you be my girl, and she says I will of course
       F#                         E
If ya grab me by the ponytail and ride me like a horse


Chorus:

      G#m                           B               F#                         E
I said fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside. Fuck your Subaru, I have a horse outside
    G#m                         B                         F#                           E