Fellas chords by The Rubberbandits

Chords with lyrics

[Verse]
    C majorC
If you wanna fuck a fella, just go out and fuck a fella
     DmDm
There?s a million fuckin? fellas you could choose
     FF
And if a fella says ?hey fella, you should not be fuckin? fellas?
    G+G
Maybe he should go and fuck a fella too
     FF                 C majorC
Cause the world is full of fellas, who will try to put you down
    FF                C majorC
All you have to do is hold your head up high and stand your ground
  FF            C majorC
No reason to retaliate, no reason to despise
     DmDm               G+G
Cause he hates himself enough when he?s jerking off to guys
    C majorC
If you wanna fuck a fella, throw away your old umbrella
      DmDm
Cause it?s raining fuckin? fellas from the sky
       FF
And if you?re looking for a reason, call it fella fuckin? season
    G+G
And get off your seat and go and fuck a guy
    FF                  C majorC
You?ve googled all the shemales, while your missus was asleep
  FF               C majorC
And now it?s time to muster up the spunk and take a leap
FF                C majorC
Starting with a sissy boy, who?s got a girly bum
 DmDm                 G+G
Before you know it, you?ll be fucking truckers by the ton
    C majorC           (no chord)
If you wanna fuck a fella, you can do it acapella
     DmDm
But it?s better when you do it with a song
      FF
Cause it?s time to fuck a fella, we can do it all together
    G+G
If you wanna fuck a fella, sing along
     FF                C majorC
Cause the world is full of fellas, who are dying for a fuck
    FF             C majorC
All you have to do is open up your door and take a look
    FF              C majorC
There?s fellas in the ocean, there?s fellas in the sky
  DmDm              G+G
And some of ?em are gunning for a bumming from a guy
     C majorC
If you?re scared to fuck a fella, don?t be nervous, don?t be yella
    DmDm
Simply fuck the fella standing by your side
   FF
Turn around and give a wink, maybe offer him a drink
     G+G
Take him home and swallow all your pride
   FF                 C majorC
Don?t knock it ?til you try it, is what grandpa used to say
  FF               C majorC
And sure enough he used to fuck a fella every day
  FF              C majorC
And Jesus Christ in heaven, even said it with a prayer
DmDm              G+G
Blessed be the fellas fuckin? fellas everywhere
    C majorC
If you wanna fuck a fella, just go out and fuck a fella
     DmDm
There?s a million fuckin? fellas you could choose
    FF
Fuck a butcher, fuck a baker, fuck a candelabra maker
    G+G
Fuck a Black, a White, a Chinaman or Jew
    C majorC
Fuck a tinker, fuck a tailor, fuck an aerosol inhaler
    DmDm
Fuck a dracula, an actor or a cook
    FF
Fuck a genie, fuck Mussolini in a polka dot bikini
   DmDm        G+G       C majorC     G+G   C majorC
Cause if you?re both consenting no one giiiiives aaaaa fuuuuuck?!