Fellas chords by The Rubberbandits

[Verse]
    C
If you wanna fuck a fella, just go out and fuck a fella
     Dm
There?s a million fuckin? fellas you could choose
     F
And if a fella says ?hey fella, you should not be fuckin? fellas?
    G
Maybe he should go and fuck a fella too
     F                 C
Cause the world is full of fellas, who will try to put you down
    F                C
All you have to do is hold your head up high and stand your ground
  F            C
No reason to retaliate, no reason to despise
     Dm               G
Cause he hates himself enough when he?s jerking off to guys
    C
If you wanna fuck a fella, throw away your old umbrella
      Dm
Cause it?s raining fuckin? fellas from the sky
       F
And if you?re looking for a reason, call it fella fuckin? season
    G
And get off your seat and go and fuck a guy
    F                  C
You?ve googled all the shemales, while your missus was asleep
  F               C
And now it?s time to muster up the spunk and take a leap
F                C
Starting with a sissy boy, who?s got a girly bum
 Dm                 G
Before you know it, you?ll be fucking truckers by the ton
    C           (no chord)
If you wanna fuck a fella, you can do it acapella
     Dm
But it?s better when you do it with a song
      F
Cause it?s time to fuck a fella, we can do it all together
    G
If you wanna fuck a fella, sing along
     F                C
Cause the world is full of fellas, who are dying for a fuck
    F             C
All you have to do is open up your door and take a look
    F              C
There?s fellas in the ocean, there?s fellas in the sky
  Dm              G
And some of ?em are gunning for a bumming from a guy
     C
If you?re scared to fuck a fella, don?t be nervous, don?t be yella
    Dm
Simply fuck the fella standing by your side
   F
Turn around and give a wink, maybe offer him a drink
     G
Take him home and swallow all your pride
   F                 C
Don?t knock it ?til you try it, is what grandpa used to say
  F               C
And sure enough he used to fuck a fella every day
  F              C
And Jesus Christ in heaven, even said it with a prayer
Dm              G
Blessed be the fellas fuckin? fellas everywhere
    C
If you wanna fuck a fella, just go out and fuck a fella
     Dm
There?s a million fuckin? fellas you could choose
    F
Fuck a butcher, fuck a baker, fuck a candelabra maker
    G
Fuck a Black, a White, a Chinaman or Jew
    C
Fuck a tinker, fuck a tailor, fuck an aerosol inhaler
    Dm
Fuck a dracula, an actor or a cook
    F
Fuck a genie, fuck Mussolini in a polka dot bikini
   Dm        G       C     G   C
Cause if you?re both consenting no one giiiiives aaaaa fuuuuuck?!