You'll Find Someone To Fart With chords by Tom Rosenthal

Intro:
4 downstrums while muting all strings

Verse 1:
E
All panic no disco
E
Like a bird on a hippo
G#m
No one ever saw you
           A
And that's why you flew away-way
E
Smiled at all the strangers
E
A bunch of 'see you laterz'
G#m
How's your summer? How's your mama?
A

Look at my new pen
G#m
Moves too smooth
     G#
Then moves too bumpy
A
Wishing it was soft
       E
But it feels too lumpy
G#m
Singing it all out
       G#
At the karaoke
A
Wishing you were Whitney
E
But feeling croaky

Verse 2:
E
You prepare for the party
E
Combing your parting
G#m
And then you go and realise
                 A                 (E/G#)
Your hair looked better in the rain, rain
E
Two hundred perfumes
E
And the colourful costumes
G#
It's all too much for you
             A
But it's too soon to leave the room

Chorus:
B      A    E                     E/G#
You'll find someone to fart with, someone to fart with
B      A    E                     E/G#
You'll find someone to fart with, fart, fart, fart, fart

Verse 3:
E
Find a really cool habitat
E
And the truth about fancy hats
G#m
No one saw the difference
         A              (E/G#)
Grab the biscuit and cry
G#           B           A
Jenny at the supermarket hates you
         E
But it's good
G#                      B
It's not your fault the fruit
               A             E
Stickers don't stick as they should

Verse 4:
E
Not feeling likely
E
Feeling quite unsightly
G#m
Put on your best shirt
        A             (E/G#)
For the old man on bus, bus
E
Stars are dead but we're alive
E
In the middle of night
G#m
Come with up with a song
    A
And sing it to a frog

Chorus:
B      A    E                     E/G#
You'll find someone to fart with, someone to fart with
B      A    E                     E/G#
You'll find someone to fart with, fart, fart, fart, fart

Verse 5:
E   E/G#
Fart
A
Somebody to fart with
B
Somebody to fart with
G#m
Somebody to fart with

E   E/G#
Fart
A
Somebody to fart with
B
Somebody to fart with
G#m              E
Somebody to fart with
E
(You, you, you, you)

Chorus:
B      A    E                     E/G#
You'll find someone to fart with, someone to fart with
B      A    E                     E/G#
You'll find someone to fart with, fart, fart, fart, fart