Nausea Acoustic chords by Jeff Rosenstock

Jeff plays the song with some kind of bum notes/off key stuff when he plays it
acoustically/live (as he
always does). It's fun if you improvise it yourself but if you really just want to do
exactly what he does eg
in videos like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNvJssTucbU , then here's how.

Some of these chord names might not be spot on. You'll know what i mean. It's not about
accuracy for this stuff
anyway.

("F#m" = 244222, "G#m" = 466444)

C          Cmaj9
Held in the bong hit sitting in a
Am         F#m
Hot tub in south Wisconsin
    F    C    Cmaj9
I feel amazing when I'm all alone
Dm        Am    G
Switching between porn and Robocop

C
Turned off my cell phone
Cmaj9     Am         F#m
Drank a bottle of wine and read a Cometbus
F     C   Cmaj9
got stoned naked, trip and stumble
Dm     Am    G
to bed in a fucked up sleep walk

C
I got so tired of discussing my future
 Am
I started avoiding the people I love
Dm                      G
Evenings of silence and mornings of nausea

C           Cmaj9
I read the worst thing ever
   Am          F#m
In a bathrobe of off-white terry cloth
F     C    Cmaj9
Translated by technology
   Dm     Am     G
From your voice extremely inaccurately

C
I got so tired of discussing my future
 Am
I started avoiding the people I love
Dm
Evenings of silence and mornings of nausea
G
Shakin', Sweatin', I can't throw up

C                E
I got so tired of discussing my future
    Am               G#m    Am
That I walk through my life like I'm the only one
   Dm
With evenings of silence and mornings of nausea
G
Shakin', Sweatin', I can't throw up, oh no


Interlude (harmonica/buh-bahhhhh/trumpets/kazoo/whatever else you feel like):
C Cmaj9 Am G

E F G

E F G

E F G


C          Cmaj9
Cleaned up the empty bottles
    Am            G
Let the smoke out through chilly windows
F     C   Cmaj9
I used the stationary bike
Dm      Am   G
I watched the end of Price Is Right

C          Cmaj9
Ordered an egg white sandwich
   Am             F#m
And I drove south through mid-day traffic
    F       C    Cmaj9
While I called up the folks I truly love
Dm    Am    G
Hung up after they said hello

C
I got so tired of discussing my future
 Am
I started avoiding the people I love
Dm
Evenings of silence and mornings of nausea
G
Shakin', Sweatin', I can't throw up

C                E
I got so tired of discussing my future
    Am               G#m    Am
That I walk through my life like I'm the only one
Dm                        G
Evenings of silence and mornings of nausea