Nausea Acoustic chords by Jeff Rosenstock

Jeff plays the song with some kind of bum notes/off key stuff when he plays it
acoustically/live (as he
always does). It's fun if you improvise it yourself but if you really just want to do
exactly what he does eg
in videos like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNvJssTucbU , then here's how.

Some of these chord names might not be spot on. You'll know what i mean. It's not about
accuracy for this stuff
anyway.

("F#m" = 244222, "G#m" = 466444)

C                    Cmaj9
Held in the bong hit sitting in a
Am                  F#m
Hot tub in south Wisconsin
       F       C        Cmaj9
I feel amazing when I?m all alone
Dm                Am       G
Switching between porn and Robocop

C
Turned off my cell phone
Cmaj9          Am                 F#m
Drank a bottle of wine and read a Cometbus
F          C      Cmaj9
got stoned naked, trip and stumble
Dm          Am        G
to bed in a fucked up sleep walk

C
I got so tired of discussing my future
  Am
I started avoiding the people I love
Dm                                           G
Evenings of silence and mornings of nausea

C                      Cmaj9
I read the worst thing ever
     Am                    F#m
In a bathrobe of off-white terry cloth
F          C       Cmaj9
Translated by technology
     Dm         Am          G
From your voice extremely inaccurately

C
I got so tired of discussing my future
  Am
I started avoiding the people I love
Dm
Evenings of silence and mornings of nausea
G
Shakin', Sweatin', I can't throw up

C                               E
I got so tired of discussing my future
       Am                             G#m       Am
That I walk through my life like I?m the only one
     Dm
With evenings of silence and mornings of nausea
G
Shakin', Sweatin', I can't throw up, oh no


Interlude (harmonica/buh-bahhhhh/trumpets/kazoo/whatever else you feel like):
C Cmaj9 Am G

E F G

E F G

E F G


C                    Cmaj9
Cleaned up the empty bottles
        Am                       G
Let the smoke out through chilly windows
F          C      Cmaj9
I used the stationary bike
Dm            Am     G
I watched the end of Price Is Right

C                    Cmaj9
Ordered an egg white sandwich
      Am                          F#m
And I drove south through mid-day traffic
        F             C       Cmaj9
While I called up the folks I truly love
Dm        Am       G
Hung up after they said hello

C
I got so tired of discussing my future
  Am
I started avoiding the people I love
Dm
Evenings of silence and mornings of nausea
G
Shakin', Sweatin', I can't throw up

C                               E
I got so tired of discussing my future
       Am                             G#m       Am
That I walk through my life like I?m the only one
Dm                                                G
Evenings of silence and mornings of nausea