Intro: A# A# F I hope this won’t sound impolite A# A# D# F Or come across as too forthright A# A#7 D# D#m But even though you seem alright, I... A# F A# Think I’m better than you! A# F Now please do keep this thought in mind A# F That’s just my personal conviction A# A#7 D# F You’re smart and fun, you’re sweet and kind A# F I’d call our friendship an addiction
A# A#7 Your shoes are shined, your breath dulce D# D#m But still I find I have to say, I… A# F A# Think I might be better than you! DANIEL: G#m You seem impressed with what you’ve shown C#m G#m But I don’t find it that compelling G#m You’ve sung my praise but not your own C#m G#m And well, I think that’s pretty telling G#m But while we’re on the subject of C#m Bdim How I’m superb and leagues above, you G#m D#/A# G#m Ought to know I’m number one C#m G#m I know that might be hard to swallow C#m D# G#m This hurts you just as much as me C#m G#m But when this song is sung then you and I’ll know D# G#m That you’re just a nobody DAVID: A# F Well friend I don't know what to say DANIEL: A# F Try starting with your resignation DAVID: A# F Let's end this in the finale DANIEL: A# F I'm dying from anticipation DAVID (and DANIEL): A# You’re really great, but let me state (You've been outdone) A#7 You denigrate and seem to hate (Now I've really won) D# The fact I’ll break you, abdicate (But it was fun) D#m Before I can asphyxiate, I... (Your end's begun, and...) A# F A# Think I might be better than you! (Now I know I'm better than you!) A# F A# Don’t hate me because it’s true! (And I'll prove it to you, too!) A# A#7 D# D#m (hold it till the end) Just know, I'm better than..... (So watch as I identify The skill to show I qualify Like keeping up this camp charade And tricking kids to drink kool-aid To sacrifice them—)
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