F DAVID: Bb Bb/D Eb F I hope this won’t sound impolite Bb Bb/D C7 F Or come across as too forthright Bb Bb/D Eb Ebm But even though you seem alright, I... F Bb Think I’m better than you! Bb Bb/D Eb F Now please do keep this thought in mind Bb Bb/D Eb F That’s just my personal conviction Bb Bb/D Eb F You’re smart and fun, you’re sweet and kind Bb Bb/D F I’d call our friendship an addiction
Bb Bb7 Your shoes are shined, your breath dulce Eb Ebm But still I find I have to say, I… Bb Eb F Bb Think I might be better than you! B Eb DANIEL: Abm You seem impressed with what you’ve shown Dbm Abm But I don’t find it that compelling Abm You’ve sung my praise but not your own Dbm Abm And well, I think that’s pretty telling Abm But while we’re on the subject of Dbm Ddim How I’m superb and leagues above, you Abm Dbm Eb Abm Ought to know I’m number one Db Eb Abm I know that might be hard to swallow C#m F# B This hurts you just as much as me Db Eb/Db Abm But when this song is sung then you and I’ll know E Eb Abm That you’re just a nobody C F G DAVID: C C/E F G Well friend I don't know what to say DANIEL: C C/E F G Try starting with your resignation DAVID: C C/E F G Let's end this in the finale DANIEL: C G I'm dying from anticipation DAVID (and DANIEL): C You’re really great, but let me state (You've been outdone) C7 You denigrate and seem to hate (Now I've really won) F The fact I’ll break you, abdicate (But it was fun) F7 Before I can asphyxiate, I... (Your end's begun, and...) C F G C Think I might be better than you! (Now I know I'm better than you!) C F G C Don’t hate me because it’s true! (And I'll prove it to you, too!) C C/E F Bb7 Just know, I'm better than..... (So watch as I identify The skill to show I qualify Like keeping up this camp charade And tricking kids to drink kool-aide To sacrifice them--)
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