Chords with lyrics
Intro:
A# A# F
I hope this won’t sound impolite
A# A# D# F
Or come across as too forthright
A# A#7 D# D#m
But even though you seem alright, I...
A# F A#
Think I’m better than you!
A# F
Now please do keep this thought in mind
A# F
That’s just my personal conviction
A# A#7 D# F
You’re smart and fun, you’re sweet and kind
A# F
I’d call our friendship an addiction
A# A#7
Your shoes are shined, your breath dulce
D# D#m
But still I find I have to say, I…
A# F A#
Think I might be better than you!
DANIEL:
G#m
You seem impressed with what you’ve shown
C#m G#m
But I don’t find it that compelling
G#m
You’ve sung my praise but not your own
C#m G#m
And well, I think that’s pretty telling
G#m
But while we’re on the subject of
C#m Bdim
How I’m superb and leagues above, you
G#m D#/A# G#m
Ought to know I’m number one
C#m G#m
I know that might be hard to swallow
C#m D# G#m
This hurts you just as much as me
C#m G#m
But when this song is sung then you and I’ll know
D# G#m
That you’re just a nobody
DAVID:
A# F
Well friend I don't know what to say
DANIEL:
A# F
Try starting with your resignation
DAVID:
A# F
Let's end this in the finale
DANIEL:
A# F
I'm dying from anticipation
DAVID (and DANIEL):
A#
You’re really great, but let me state (You've been outdone)
A#7
You denigrate and seem to hate (Now I've really won)
D#
The fact I’ll break you, abdicate (But it was fun)
D#m
Before I can asphyxiate, I... (Your end's begun, and...)
A# F A#
Think I might be better than you! (Now I know I'm better than you!)
A# F A#
Don’t hate me because it’s true! (And I'll prove it to you, too!)
A# A#7 D# D#m (hold it till the end)
Just know, I'm better than.....
(So watch as I identify
The skill to show I qualify
Like keeping up this camp charade
And tricking kids to drink kool-aid
To sacrifice them—)