The Vacuum Cleaner Song chords by Robert Earl Keen

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Verse 1:

C
The vacuum cleaner has no name, it has no name
C
The vacuum cleaner has no name, it has no name
F                  G
The vacuum cleaner has no name
C                  F
The vacuum cleaner will remain
C                G
Among the things without a name
F                 C
Without a name at all

Verse 2:

C
The salmon chair it can't tell time, it can't tell time
C
The salmon chair it can't tell time, it can't tell time
F                 G
The salmon chair it can't tell time
C             F
Still it is a friend of mine
C                 G
It holds me close, shares my wine
F             C
Never lets me fall

Verse 3:

C
The mirror there it makes no sense, it makes no sense
C
The mirror there it makes no sense, it makes no sense
F                   G
The mirror there it makes no sense
C               F
It turns a frog into a prince
C            G
It's only by coincidence
F                  C
I'm hangin' on the wall

Verse 4:

C
This life of mine it goes its way, it goes its way
C
This life of mine it goes its way, it goes its way
F                    G
This life of mine it goes its way
C                   F
It doesn't hear the things I say
C                   G
Or else it would be yesterday
F               C
Winter would be fall

Outro:

C
This life of mine it goes its way