Ready For Confetti chords by Robert Earl Keen

Intro:
 G D C D (2x)

Verse 1:
  G            C D
I see this woman everyday
  G                  C D
Dancin' on the corner at the Gas & Pay
  G                      C D
Whirlin' and twirlin' in the bright sunshine
  G                   C D
With her earbuds on and a cardboard sign
 C                  G
They say that she once was a workin' girl
 C                        D
It's a wigged out, wierded out, wild and a wacky world

Chorus:
 G        D   C    D
Get ready for confetti, hey hey hey
 G        D   C    D
Get ready for confetti, hey hey hey
 G        D   C  D
Get ready for confetti,   everyday
 G  D  C  D
        everyday

Verse 2:
  G                C D
I knew this psychic many years ago
  G             C D
He'd been abducted by a UFO
  G              C D
They took him to another galaxy
  G                     C D
He read their fortunes and they set him free
  C              G
He once was very famous scientist
  C                    D
Said livin' in the future is to hard to resist

Chorus:
 G        D   C    D
Get ready for confetti, hey hey hey
 G        D   C    D
Get ready for confetti, hey hey hey
 G        D   C  D
Get ready for confetti,   everyday
 G  D  C  D
        everyday

Instrumental:
G D C D

Verse 3:
  G                  C D
I play the ponies and I look for clues
  G                C D
Hit the highway and I pay my dues
  G                  C D
I mind my business as I walk the line
  G                   C D
With my earbuds on and my cardboard sign
  C              G
And when they say to go, I'll go
  C              D
You never know what you don't know

C:
 G        D   C    D
Get ready for confetti, hey hey hey
 G        D   C    D
Get ready for confetti, hey hey hey
 G        D   C  D
Get ready for confetti,   everyday
 G  D  C  D
        everyday