Merry Christmas From The Family chords by Robert Earl Keen

Chords with lyrics

Difficulty: Novice

G+G         C majorC      G+G        C majorC
Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk at our Christmas party
G+G        E minorEm          C majorC     D MajorD
We were drinking champagne punch and homemade eggnog
G+G             C majorC
Little sister brought her new boyfriend
G+G    C majorC
He was a Mexican
G+G           E minorEm           C majorC
We didn't know what to think of him until he sang
   D MajorD          G+G
Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad

             C majorC
Brother Ken brought his kids with him
G+G          C majorC
The three from his first wife Lynn
G+G      E minorEm            C majorC        D MajorD
And the two identical twins from his second wife Mary Nell
G+G             C majorC
Of course he brought his new wife Kay
G+G       C majorC
Who talks all about A augmentedAA
G+G            E minorEm      C majorC   D MajorD
Chain smoking while the stereo plays Noel, Noel
      G+G
The First Noel

D MajorD
Carve the Turkey

Turn the ball game on
C majorC
Mix margaritas when the eggnog's gone
D MajorD
Send somebody to the Quickpak Store
C majorC
We need some ice and an extension chord
D MajorD
A augmentedA can of bean dip and some Diet Rites
C majorC
A augmentedA box of Tampons, some Marlboro Lights
G+G        E minorEm
Halelluja everybody say cheese
C majorC            D MajorD  G+G
Merry Christmas from the family

             C majorC
Fran and Rita drove from Harlingen
G+G             C majorC
I can't remember how I'm kin to them
G+G                 E minorEm
But when they tried to plug their motor home in
   C majorC         D MajorD
They blew our Christmas lights
G+G           C majorC
Cousin David knew just what went wrong
G+G            C majorC
So we all waited out on our front lawn
G+G               E minorEm
He threw a breaker and the lights came on
  C majorC        D MajorD        G+G   C majorC    G+G
And we sang Silent Night, oh Silent Night, oh Holy Night

D MajorD
Carve the turkey turn the ball game on
C majorC
Make Bloody Marys

Cause We All Want One!
D MajorD
Send somebody to the Stop 'N Go
C majorC
We need some celery and a can of fake snow
D MajorD
A augmentedA bag of lemons and some Diet Sprites
C majorC
A augmentedA box of Tampons, some Salem Lights
G+G      E minorEm
Halelluja, everybody say cheese
C majorC            D MajorD  G+G
Merry Christmas from the Family

C majorC     G+G
Feliz Navidad!