Female Badger chords by Rob Brydon

Chords with lyrics

This song was performed by Rob Brydon and the band in the second series of "This is Jinsy"
(you can see their performance on the official channel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ptePSzwv8I)
If you spot a mistake or think you can improve the tab, feel free to submit your corrections!

Intro:

C majorC G+G C majorC
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e|--0--0-3-5-3-0----3-3-0-3-0--------0-3-5-3-0---|
BB|----------------------------3----1-----------1-|
G+G|-----------------------------------------------|
D MajorD|-----------------------------------------------|
A augmentedA|-----------------------------------------------|
E MajorE|-----------------------------------------------|

OR (the same tune)

e|---------5-----------------------------------------|
BB|--5--5-8---8-5----8-8-5-8-5------------5-----------|
G+G|----------------------------7------5-8---8-5-------|
D MajorD|---------------------------------5-----------5-----|
A augmentedA|---------------------------------------------------|
E MajorE|---------------------------------------------------|

Verse:
C majorC
I run a small printing facility
FF
I have so much responsibility
C majorC                     G+G   Gsus4Gsus4 G+G
For leaflets and brochures showing local features
C majorC
When I get home late at night
FF
I can’t share my problems with my wife
C majorC          G+G        C majorC   G+G C majorC
So I dress up as a small nocturnal creature

Chorus:
C majorC             FF
A augmentedA female badger, a female badger
    C majorC          G+G  Gsus4Gsus4 G+G
In the night, all black and white
C majorC
When I dress up as that badger
FF
I have to tuck away my tadger
C majorC          G+G
Everybody says it’s wrong
          C majorC  G+G C majorC
But it just feels right

Verse:
C majorC
Now Margery has packed my bags
FF
I've had to change my habitat
C majorC               G+G  Gsus4Gsus4 G+G
I dug myself a sett in our backyard
C majorC
She still says I can come for tea
FF
She leaves a saucer out for me
C majorC         G+G       C majorC G+G C majorC
I guess life as a badger can be hard

Chorus:
C majorC             FF
A augmentedA female badger, a female badger
    C majorC          G+G  Gsus4Gsus4 G+G
In the night, all black and white
C majorC
When I dress up as that badger
FF
I tuck away my tiny tadger
C majorC          G+G
Everybody says it’s wrong
          C majorC  G+G C majorC
But it just feels right

Spoken verse:
C majorC
Me in a short-legged omnivore
FF
Feels like what I was put here for
C majorC                        G+G
With a heightened sense of smell, but limited sight
C majorC
Now as I lay here in the dust
FF
I smell a male badger’s earthy musk
C majorC              G+G        C majorC
And I know it’s gonna be a busy-busy badger night

Chorus:
      C majorC         FF
For a female badger, a female badger
    C majorC          G+G  Gsus4Gsus4 G+G
In the night, all black and white
C majorC
Oh, when I dress up as that badger
FF
I have to tuck away my tadger
C majorC          G+G
Everybody says it’s wrong
          C majorC
But it just feels right

C majorC          G+G
Everybody says it’s wrong
          FF   C majorC