Press Pound chords by Rick Moranis

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Verse
        A                              D            A
This is hard for me to do, but I can't seem to stop myself
           E                                     D
I know you said that we were through, and here I am, I'm callin' you
              A          D A         D                   A
Please try to understand     I see myself as your lovin' man
             E                               D                   E
Whatever you think it is I lack, let's talk about it, call me back

Chorus
      D                       A        E
Press 1 if you want me, press 2 if you don't
      D                             A        E
Press 3 if you'll forgive me, press 4 if you won't
      D                        A        E
Press 5 if you doubt me, press 6 if you trust
                                              A      D A
Press pound if you love me, or hang up if you must

Verse
            A           D A              D           A
I have an unlimited plan    I forward my calls everywhere
           E                                D                E
I check my voicemail from the car or at the pay phone in the bar
              A                            D        A
I'm wearin' a beeper all the time, I carry portable fax
        E                                 D                  E
Instant message me on the train, I get my e-mails from the plane

Chorus
      D                            A           E
Press 1 if you're remarried, press 2 if you're gay
      D                       A            E
Press 3 if you're dating that prick from L.A.
      D                            A           E
Press 5 if you're screaming, press 6 if you're dead
                                          A     D A
Press pound if you love me, or hang up instead

Solo
                 A                           D         A
I'm outside your house now, there's not even one light on
                 E                                 D                    E
Has there been a blackout, I don't know, is that a police car, I should go

Chorus
      D                         A            E
Press 1 to press charges, press 2 to feel my pain
      D                          A       E
Press 3 to place an order, press 4 to restrain
      D                           A           E
Press 5 for visiting hours, press 6 for a day pass
                                                           D      A
Press pound if you love me, you sure look good through the glass