Sally The Satnav chords by Richard Digance

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Intro:
 G     C D7 G G

Verse 1:
G                D             G
Me and Sally, we used to be so pally
    D             G               A           D7
But now we are at war and I don’t like her anymore
  G7         G               C     D7   G
I get so irritated, she’s so self-opinionated
      D7         G                   A7          D
She’s made me realise our friendship was so over-rated
    A               D           A7               D7
The time we spent together, the miles we used to share
  G                                   A             D7
I can’t believe our friendship’s in a state of disrepair
       D               G         C     D        G
But it is and it’s not on, our relationship has gone.

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Verse 2:
G                       D            G
Hell for leather we did everything together
  D            G                  A              D7
Inseparable we were with cars and so were me and her
    G7         G               C         D7   G
She never ever listened ... so I changed my position
    D                G             A7           D7
Her rudeness was the reason that I came to my decision
       D                     D7
I’d be better on my own, ... travelling alone
  G                             A7            D7
I even took her name and number off my mobile phone
G                         C        D  G
Sally is no more, I don’t like her anymore

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Verse 3:
G                 C          D7     G
Me and Sally, our friendship didn’t tally
   D                 G         A7                D7
Forget the birds and bees: ... we were chalk and cheese
G7          G                C   D7     G
Sadly our affections went in opposite directions
D7              G          A7        D7
Two conflicting parties: a general election
    A7              D7         A7            D7
The time we spent together ... turned into a pain
     A7              G             A7             D7
So I wouldn’t give a monkey’s if I don’t see her again
    G                          C     D7       G
She just went on and on, our relationship has gone.

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 G     C D7 G G

Verse 4:
G                C          D7      G
Me and Sally, we drove down a blind alley
D                G                A7              D7
Here I should explain why I won’t hear her voice again
G          G7          D7         G
Why we separated, ... she miscalculated
D7           G              A7             D7
Sally was my satnav ... and on my ears she grated
A7           D7      A7            D7
Such a gobby bitch - such a wicked witch
     G                          A7            D7
So I turned into a layby and I slung her in a ditch
G                                 C     D        G
She just went on and on, so our relationship was gone.

Outro:
 G     G C    D  G