The Professor chords by Damien Rice

C
Well I don't know if I'm wrong
      B/Am
Cause she's only just gone
Am           G
  Here's to another relationship
  F         Em
Bombed by excellent breed of gamete disease
  F            G
I'm sure when I'm older I'll know what that means
C               B/Am
Cried when she should and she laughed when she could
Am                  G
Here's to the man with his face in the mud
             F      Em
And an overcast play just taken away
        F               G
From the lover's in love at the centre of stage yeah

F
Loving is fine if you have plenty of time
  G
For walking on stilts at the edge of your mind
F
Loving is good if your dick's made of wood
    G
And the dick left inside only half understood her
Fmaj7
What makes her come and what makes her stay?
G6
 What make the animal run, run away yeah
Fmaj7
What makes him stall, what makes him stand
  G6
And what shakes the elephant now
  mute or G
And what makes a man?

Fmaj7     G6      Am
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
Am6/9 G6  Fmaj7 G6   C
No I don't know you any more
C Cmaj7 Fmaj7
No, no, no, no...
C      Fmaj7
ooh yeah... hey hey...

     C
I don't know if I'm wrong
          B/Am
'Cause shes only just gone
       Am          G
Why the fuck is this day taking so long
      F             Em
I was a lover of time and once she was mine
      F               G
I was a lover indeed, I was covered in weed
C                        B/Am
Cried when she should and she laughed when she could
Am                 G
Well closer to god is the one who's in love
F            Em
And I walk away cause I can
F            G
Too many options may kill a man

F
Loving is fine if it's not in your mind
G
But I've fucked it up now, too many times
F
Loving is good if it's not understood
G
Yeah, but I'm the professor And feel that I should know
Fmaj7
What makes her come and what makes her stay?
G6
What make the animal run, run away and
Fmaj7
What makes him tick apart from him prick
G6
And the lonelier side
mute or G
of the jealousy stick

Fmaj7     G6      Am
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
Am6/9 G6  Fmaj7 G6   C
No I don't know you any more
C Cmaj7 Fmaj7
No, no, no, no...
C      Fmaj7
ooh yeah... hey hey...


      C
Well I don't know if I'm wrong
      B/Am
Cause she's only just gone
Am           G
  Here's to another relationship
     F         Em
Bombed by excellent breed of gamete disease
     F               G
I finished it off with some French wine and cheese


EITHER MUTE THIS, PLAY IT, OR JUST SING IT WITHOUT GUITAR
   C
La fille danse
      B/Am
Quand elle joue avec moi
Am            G
Et je pense que je l'aime des fois
   F          Em
Le silence, n'ose pas dis-donc
   F
Quand on est ensemble
   G
Mettre les mots
         F G