Chords with lyrics
C majorC
Well I don't know if I'm wrong
B/Am
Cause she's only just gone
A minorAm 
G+G
Here's to another relationship
FF 
E minorEm
Bombed by excellent breed of gamete disease
FF G+G
I'm sure when I'm older I'll know what that means
C majorC B/Am
Cried when she should and she laughed when she could
A minorAm G+G
Here's to the man with his face in the mud
FF E minorEm
And an overcast play just taken away
FF G+G
From the lover's in love at the centre of stage yeah
FF
Loving is fine if you have plenty of time
G+G
For walking on stilts at the edge of your mind
FF
Loving is good if your dick's made of wood
G+G
And the dick left inside only half understood her
Fmaj7Fmaj7
What makes her come and what makes her stay?
G6G6
What make the animal run, run away yeah
Fmaj7Fmaj7
What makes him stall, what makes him stand
G6G6
And what shakes the elephant now
mute or G+G
And what makes a man?
Fmaj7Fmaj7 G6G6 A minorAm
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
Am6/9 G6G6 Fmaj7Fmaj7 G6G6 C majorC
No I don't know you any more
C majorC 
Cmaj7Cmaj7 Fmaj7Fmaj7
No, no, no, no...
C majorC Fmaj7Fmaj7
ooh yeah... hey hey...
C majorC
I don't know if I'm wrong
B/Am
'Cause shes only just gone
A minorAm G+G
Why the fuck is this day taking so long
FF E minorEm
I was a lover of time and once she was mine
FF G+G
I was a lover indeed, I was covered in weed
C majorC B/Am
Cried when she should and she laughed when she could
A minorAm G+G
Well closer to god is the one who's in love
FF E minorEm
And I walk away cause I can
FF G+G
Too many options may kill a man
FF
Loving is fine if it's not in your mind
G+G
But I've fucked it up now, too many times
FF
Loving is good if it's not understood
G+G
Yeah, but I'm the professor And feel that I should know
Fmaj7Fmaj7
What makes her come and what makes her stay?
G6G6
What make the animal run, run away and
Fmaj7Fmaj7
What makes him tick apart from him prick
G6G6
And the lonelier side
mute or G+G
of the jealousy stick
Fmaj7Fmaj7 G6G6 A minorAm
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
Am6/9 G6G6 Fmaj7Fmaj7 G6G6 C majorC
No I don't know you any more
C majorC Cmaj7Cmaj7 Fmaj7Fmaj7
No, no, no, no...
C majorC Fmaj7Fmaj7
ooh yeah... hey hey...
C majorC
Well I don't know if I'm wrong
B/Am
Cause she's only just gone
A minorAm G+G
Here's to another relationship
FF E minorEm
Bombed by excellent breed of gamete disease
FF G+G
I finished it off with some French wine and cheese
EITHER MUTE THIS, PLAY IT, OR JUST SING IT WITHOUT GUITAR
C majorC
La fille danse
B/Am
Quand elle joue avec moi
A minorAm G+G
Et je pense que je l'aime des fois
FF E minorEm
Le silence, n'ose pas dis-donc
FF
Quand on est ensemble
G+G
Mettre les mots
FF G+G
Other versions of The Professor
Alternative guitar chords and tabs for The rat within the grain by Damien Rice
