Squirrel Rights Song chords by Rhett And Link

Capo 2


    Dmaj7
 Im Doug, and Im Darrel
           G
And we are squirrels
  Dmaj7
We live in your backyard in a big oak tree
           G
thats our world.

Dmaj7
We saw you and your family
Dmaj7
filming us with your flip cam
G

Shaking our little tails
G
Eating crackers from your hand

Dmaj7
We know we are irresistible
Dmaj7
Seemingly even kissable
G
extremely home video-home-able
G
And effortlessly applaud-able

A
But what makes you think that gives you the right
A
to make us the internet means overnight

CHORUS
Dmaj7
We didnt sign a release
                         G
You didnt get our consent
                                              A
To put our private lives on the public internet
                  Dmaj7
We didnt sign a release
               Dmaj7                        G
You seem so surprised to find the we are upset
           Dmaj7
You wonder how in the world can squirrels talk
                         G
Much less have the internet
              Dmaj7
Well you have email
We have tree mail
You have smart phones
We have pine cones
G
You have social net works
We have elaborate squeaks and chirps

[chirps and squeaks sounds]

Dmaj7 - Am every 4 beats (ambient music)
He just said you have no right to publish
and distribute audio or video recordings of us,
 G
including and not limited to our names,
recording mating calls, photograph,
or likenesses or location, tell length
 Dmaj7
or any material or based upon or arrived there from.
                         G
Oh, yes or any forest in perpetuity.

             A
If you dont cease and de-assist a suit will be filled
A
Especially if we end up in the next squirrels gone wild

Dmaj7
We didnt sign a release
                  G
You didnt get our consent
                                         Dmaj7
To put our private lives on the public internet
Dmaj7
We didnt sign a release
                 G
You violated our trust
                  Dmaj7                                          A
We dont want the world to see the secret place where we hide our nuts
                 Dmaj7
We didnt sign a release