Clown Shark tab by Rhett And Link

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Clown Shark by Rhett and Link. I was
surprised to find that no one had made tab,so I made this myself.
These tabs should be completely correct,
for the most part.
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Tabbed by: Eric C. (Jellytastic)
E-mail: Jellyface14@aol.com

Tuning: Standard (EBGDAE)

Intro/Verse:

    G  (down down up)               B7        (slow strum)
e|-----------------------------------------------2---------------------------| \
B|--------0--0--0-----------0--0--0--------------0-----------0---------------|  \
G|--------0--0--0-----------0--0--0--------2-----2----------2----------------|  |
D|--------0--0--0-----------0--0--0-----1-----1--1---------------------------|  |
A|----2---2--2--2-----0h2---2--2--2--2-----------2---------------------------|  |
E|-3---------------3---------------------------------------------------------|  |
                                                                                |  INTRO x1
   C   (down down up)              D7      (slow strum)                         |
e|--------0--0--0---------0--0--0---------------2----------------------------|  |
B|--------1--1--1---------1--1--1---------1-----1----------------------------|  |
G|--------0--0--0---------0--0--0------2-----2--2----------------------------|  |
D|----2---2--2--2-----2---2--2--2---0-----------0----------------------------|  |
A|-3---------------3---------------------------------------------------------|  /
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| /

    G  (down down up)               B7        (slow strum)
e|-------------------------------------------------2-------------------------| \
B|--------0----0--0-----------0--0--0--------------0-----------0-------------|  \
G|--------0----0--0-----------0--0--0--------2-----2----------2--------------|  |
D|--------0----0--0-----------0--0--0-----1-----1--1-------------------------|  |
A|----2---2--0h2--2-----0h2---2--2--2--2-----------2-------------------------|  |
E|-3-----------------3-------------------------------------------------------|  |
                                                                                |
   Em              D             C      Em7#5    Am                             |
e|-------0--------------2------------------------------0---------------------|  |
B|-------0---0----------3------------1-------1---------1----1----------------|  |
G|----0--0--0--------2--2---2------0-------0-------2---2---2-----------------|  |
D|----2--2---------0------0----------------------------2---------------------|  |
A|----2--------------------------3-------2-------0---------------------------|  |
E|-0-------------------------------------------------------------------------|  |
                                                                                |
    G  (down down up)               B7        (slow strum)                      |   VERSE x2
e|-----------------------------------------------2---------------------------|  |
B|--------0--0--0-----------0--0--0--------------0-----------0---------------|  |
G|--------0--0--0-----------0--0--0--------2-----2----------2----------------|  |
D|--------0--0--0-----------0--0--0-----1-----1--1---------------------------|  |
A|----2---2--2--2-----0h2---2--2--2--2-----------2---------------------------|  |
E|-3---------------3---------------------------------------------------------|  |
                                                                                |
   C   (down down up)              D7      (slow strum)                         |
e|--------0--0--0---------0--0--0---------------2----------------------------|  |
B|--------1--1--1---------1--1--1---------1-----1----------------------------|  |
G|--------0--0--0---------0--0--0------2-----2--2----------------------------|  |
D|----2---2--2--2-----2---2--2--2---0-----------0----------------------------|  |
A|-3---------------3---------------------------------------------------------|  /
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| /
    NOTE: Rhett likes to change the beginning G chord with random hammer-ons. Feel free to experiment.

Ever since I was a boy I've been afraid of clowns.
Their horrifying faces never failed to bring me down.
The only thing more scary are sharks deep in the sea..
I couldn't touch a swimming pool 'til I was twenty three.
Still every night I thank each of the stars up in the sky.
There's no such thing as clown sharks out there to make me cry.
Happy and relaxed, in an endless state of peace.

   CLOOOOWWNN SHAAAARRRK!

   Guitar w/ heavy distortion:

e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| \
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|  \
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|  |
D|------------3--0-------------5--3--0---------------------------------------|  |  VERSE x4
A|-0--3--5-------------0--3--5-----------------------------------------------|  /
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| /

I'm real, I'm here. I'm worse than you feared.
I can juggle five balls and then swallow a deer.
I'm coming for you from the hell depths beneath.
I've got pancake makeup and razor-sharp teeth.
I use big clown shoes to chase you on land.
I crush cars with my jaws and my giant fun hands!

Oh no, please tell me that this is a trick..

Do I look like I'm joking?
Just pray you die quick!

    G  (down down up)               B7        (slow strum)
e|-------------------------------------------------2-------------------------| \
B|--------0----0--0-----------0--0--0--------------0-----------0-------------|  \
G|--------0----0--0-----------0--0--0--------2-----2----------2--------------|  |
D|--------0----0--0-----------0--0--0-----1-----1--1-------------------------|  |
A|----2---2--0h2--2-----0h2---2--2--2--2-----------2-------------------------|  |
E|-3-----------------3-------------------------------------------------------|  |
                                                                                |
   Em              D             C      Em7#5    Am                             |
e|-------0--------------2------------------------------0---------------------|  |
B|-------0---0----------3------------1-------1---------1----1----------------|  |
G|----0--0--0--------2--2---2------0-------0-------2---2---2-----------------|  |
D|----2--2---------0------0----------------------------2---------------------|  |
A|----2--------------------------3-------2-------0---------------------------|  |
E|-0-------------------------------------------------------------------------|  |
                                                                                |
    G  (down down up)               B7        (slow strum)                      |   VERSE x2
e|-----------------------------------------------2---------------------------|  |
B|--------0--0--0-----------0--0--0--------------0-----------0---------------|  |
G|--------0--0--0-----------0--0--0--------2-----2----------2----------------|  |
D|--------0--0--0-----------0--0--0-----1-----1--1---------------------------|  |
A|----2---2--2--2-----0h2---2--2--2--2-----------2---------------------------|  |
E|-3---------------3---------------------------------------------------------|  |
                                                                                |
   C   (down down up)              D7      (slow strum)                         |
e|--------0--0--0---------0--0--0---------------2----------------------------|  |
B|--------1--1--1---------1--1--1---------1-----1----------------------------|  |
G|--------0--0--0---------0--0--0------2-----2--2----------------------------|  |
D|----2---2--2--2-----2---2--2--2---0-----------0----------------------------|  |
A|-3---------------3---------------------------------------------------------|  /
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| /
    NOTE: Rhett likes to change the beginning G chord with random hammer-ons. Feel free to experiment.

Did that really just happen? It couldn't have been real.
No creature's ever wanted to honk horns then eat a seal.
There's no such thing as clown sharks, and those are just the facts.
I'm calming down inside and I can finally relax.

    CLOOOOWN SHAAAARK!

   Guitar w/ heavy distortion:

e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| \
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|  \
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|  |
D|------------3--0-------------5--3--0---------------------------------------|  |  VERSE x4
A|-0--3--5-------------0--3--5-----------------------------------------------|  /
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| /

I'm scarier than ever, it's time for you to panic.
My rainbow wig makes me more aerodynamic.
I got big floppy pants and black eyes in my head.
Here's a funny balloon, shaped like you being dead!
I use my sense of smell to locate you in the park.
Then I drove here in a Miata filled with fifteen other sharks.
My jolly red nose is smelling blood in the water
So step right up for a feeding frenzy

Circus of slaughter.

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| /   slide up
| \   slide down
| h   hammer-on
| p   pull-off
| ~   vibrato
| +   harmonic
| x   Mute note
| b   Bend
| pb  Pre-bend
| br  Bend release
| pbr Pre-bend release
| brb Bend release bend

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