Alien Curse Words chords by Rhett And Link

Now, you can play this one the easy way... OR you could play it the way Rhett does in the video
(go to the link to see)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSOLnlRTOEk


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         Alien Curse Words
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[Rhett & Link:]
Bm                 A                 G             F#
  Sometimes things happen to me that make me wanna curse
            Bm              A                   G
Like when I accidentally forget where I left my man purse
F#
Not that I have a man purse

Bm               A                G                       F#
  But I would prefer not to offend fellow humans 'cause I am one
             Bm                    A                         G
If there was only cursing terminology that seemed appropriate
            F#
In all situations

[DeStorm:]
Hey, guys
Guess what

What?

Yo
  Bm                         A
I landed on a planet that we used to call Pluto
      G                          F#
These aliens attacked?"I could've sworn they known judo
  Bm                       A
I made it out alive with a gift to humanity
   G                    F#
To my surprise it was a satchel of profanity
Peep game
It was words like

[Rhett & Link:]
Dm
  Boomschkie (They said that.)
F#
  Snigglesnoorp
G
 Swaqqafuffle
Imzow
Zilkrek
Glepoosh
A
 Dartafus (So offensive.)

        Dm
Dubopshazinski (Wow.)
   F#
Frozen cherries (Mhm.)
G
 Flingpoot
Waflank
Derbragel
A
 Blarfelnoggle

[DeStorm:]
And then they had the nerve to say

[Rhett and Link:]
       Dm
Florplestompkin

[DeStorm:]
So I called NASA, and I got out of there. Yep.