Chords with lyrics
STOP - STOP and mute
STOP - STOP and fade
Chords:
A minorAm Am6Am6 Am7Am7 FF
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E7E7 Fmaj7Fmaj7 DmDm
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Intro:
A minorAm Am6Am6 Am7Am7
A minorAm Am6Am6 Am7Am7 Am6Am6
A minorAm Am6Am6 Am7Am7
A minorAm Am7Am7 Am6Am6
Verse 1:
A minorAm
Let's say hypothetically
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You're watching an internet video. -Ohh
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Go with me on this
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... -And
A minorAm
Let's say hypothetically
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That this video hits a snag. -Ohh
A minorAm
You get a little buffer action
A minorAm Am6Am6 A minorAm
The video's froze
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Now you must choose
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How long are you
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Willing to wait
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-10 seconds
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Before you click awayyy. -10 seconds
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Mmm.. Open up a new page -10 seconds
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Before you start to rage -10 seconds
A minorAm STOP
Mmm.. Sign up again and confirm your age -10 seconds
Chorus:
FF E7E7
15 seconds of fame
Fmaj7Fmaj7
And 5 second for that
DmDm Stop
Burrito that you dropped non the beach one time
FF E7E7 STOP
Put those rules to same
in 10 seconds
A minorAm
seconds..seconds..seconds..
A minorAm Am7Am7 Am6Am6
Verse 2:
A minorAm
So you're at work
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And you got a little hunger pain you see
A minorAm
So you head down the hall to find the vending machine
A minorAm
And you press F-14 because
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That's where the snack that you like resides
A minorAm
But when you press F-14 the coil gets stuck
A minorAm
And your snack is still inside
A minorAm
So now you gotta start shaking the machine
A minorAm
And the question is
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How long are you gonna shake this machine
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Until you begin to eat away at your own dignity?
A minorAm STOP
Your wife packed your lunch -10 seconds
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Carrots, hummus, and grapes in a bunch -10 seconds
A minorAm
It's just a bug of Fritos -10 seconds
A minorAm
Do you really need those Fritos?
Chorus:
FF E7E7
15 seconds of fame
Fmaj7Fmaj7
And 5 second for that
DmDm Stop
Pepperoni pizza on a Wallgreen's parking lot
FF E7E7 STOP
Put those rules to same
in 10 seconds
A minorAm
seconds..seconds..seconds..
A minorAm Am7Am7 Am6Am6
Verse 3:
A minorAm
So you find yourself on a date with a beautiful girl
A minorAm Am7Am7 Am6Am6
You try to tell her all the things that interest you in the world
A minorAm
You talk about Harry Potter
A minorAm Am7Am7 Am6Am6
She said she doesn't like wizards
A minorAm
You talk about your salamander
A minorAm Am7Am7 Am6Am6
She said she doesn't like lizards
A minorAm
You try to stay quiet like it aint no thing
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But how long can you let the silence hang? -10 seconds
A minorAm STOP
You stare into space -10 seconds
A minorAm
Try not to focus, on the errant hair on her face -10 seconds
A minorAm
You think of something to say -10 seconds
A minorAm STOP ...Uuh
Just wait for the silence to go away
Chorus:
FF E7E7
15 seconds of fame
Fmaj7Fmaj7
And 5 second for that
DmDm Stop
Protein shake on locker room floor -Gross
FF E7E7 STOP
Put those rules to same
in 10 seconds
A minorAm
seconds..seconds..seconds..
A minorAm Am7Am7 Am6Am6
Verse 4:
A minorAm
How long do you wait when you reset the internet router? -10 seconds
A minorAm
How long do you wait when you give up on the hot water in the shower? -10 seconds
A minorAm
When you drop some food on the ceiling? -10 seconds
A minorAm
Well how long can you hold your breath before you get that oh I'm dying feeling?
A minorAm
Claim a fart in a group -10 seconds
A minorAm
Check your pants for poop -10 seconds
A minorAm
Someone talkin' smack -10 seconds
A minorAm
Come up with a comeback -10 seconds
A minorAm
Give up on a fish that's floating -10 seconds
A minorAm Stop
To decide this little pond is not suitable for boating... -Uuh
Chorus:
FF E7E7
15 seconds of fame
Fmaj7Fmaj7
And 5 second for that
DmDm Stop
Trail mix literally on the trail
FF E7E7 STOP
Put those rules to same
in 10 seconds
A minorAm
seconds..seconds..seconds..
A minorAm STOP
10 seconds
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10 seconds
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10 seconds
A minorAm
10 seconds