Beer Holder chords by Reverend Horton Heat

Verse:
F   G         F         C
I was sitting in my easy chair one Saturday night
F   G          F           C
I was flipping between the game and the Ultimate Fight
F               G
I was setting my beer on this table
G       C    A#  A
The kind that doubles as a lamp
D
And constantly reaching to pick it up
G
Was giving me a cramp

   C                 F
So I set my beer in the crease below my chest
G               C
As if to give my beer a little nest
C               F
My beer holder's great and now I'm blessed
D                          G
Cause it keeps working better than I could have ever guessed

Chorus:
G    C        Em   D#m Dm
My beer holder's getting bigger everyday
     G            C         G
It works better with each beer I put away
C                Em     D#m     Dm
Look at here dear, I can set my beer right here and it stays
D    G            C
My beer holder's getting bigger everyday

F       G         F         C
It's a win-win deal the way that things in life go down
F      G         F  C
How good it feels to know it's true without a doubt
F          G    C  A#   A
It won't spill in my lap even if I take a nap
   D
I've probably done it know about a thousand times
   G N.C.
With only one or three little mishaps

Verse:
F   G          F   C
Now my wife doesn't see the genius of my plan
F   G       F    C
How my holder holds a bottle, cup or can
F        G     C     A#    A
I hope some day she won't, won't just roll her eyes
      D                G  N.C.
Cause with every beer I drink my sweet beer holder's gaining size

Chorus:
G    C        Em   D#m Dm
My beer holder's getting bigger everyday
     G              C         G
It works better with each beer I put away
C                Em     D#m     Dm
Look at here dear, I can set my beer right here and it stays
D    G            C
My beer holder's getting bigger everyday

F       G   F      G
It's a win-win deal, how good it feels
F      G        F   C
How my beer holder's getting bigger everyday
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