The Weatherman chords by The Residents

Am             C
I was watching Ivanhoe
F                  E7
When they said the tornado
F                 C
Blew your big old house apart
F             E
Robert Taylor was the star


Am                 C
You never knew why I was blue
     F               E7
So I went to a movie after you
F                  C
Spread out on your feather bed
     E7               E
With weather maps you never read

    Am                C
You said the East was freezing but
    F                 C
The clouds were insignificant
F                 C
I never knew what made you speak
   E7                 E
Of sleet between your satin sheets


Am            C
You're always calling me
    F         C
But I'm never needed
    F          C
I'm needy, I'm needy
    F             E7             E
I'm needing a new home


  Am           C
A fall in Philadelphia
F                  C
When you were much healthier
  F               C
Obstructed your recovery
   E7                 E
As yellow leaves fell from the trees


Am   C
F    C
F    C
E7   E