Grammar Nazi chords by Reese Lansangan

Chords with lyrics

Intro: D MajorD A augmentedA G+G A augmentedA (4X)

verse 1
       D MajorD A augmentedA G+G A augmentedA         D MajorD  A augmentedA G+G A augmentedA
See I like a boy  cute and nice and tall
        D MajorD       A augmentedA G+G
But there's one problem (Guess what?)
  A augmentedA            D MajorD A augmentedA G+G A augmentedA
He couldn't spell right at all
             D MajorD     A augmentedA G+G
And I know that's not the end all be-all
    A augmentedA      D MajorD  A augmentedA G+G
But it really kinda blows
A augmentedA           D MajorD      A augmentedA   G+G
Poor guy doesn't even like books (I know!)
  A augmentedA       D MajorD A augmentedA G+G A augmentedA
And sometimes, it shows

Pre-Chorus
     B minorBm       G+G
My momma told me it's unwise
     D MajorD     A augmentedA
To like a boy who is just nice
       B minorBm     G+G
Who couldn't put apostrophe s's
  D MajorD    A augmentedA
On his possessives
G+G                  A augmentedA
And don't look at me when I look at you
       G+G
Whenever you say "stuffs"? (Stuffs!)
        A augmentedA
Cause that's my cue (RETCH!)


     D MajorD  A augmentedA G+G A augmentedA
I'm not a nazi
         D MajorD      A augmentedA G+G A augmentedA
I just care about good grammar
     D MajorD   A augmentedA G+G
Hey paparazzi (okay)
    A augmentedA         D MajorD   A augmentedA
I just said that ?cause it rhymed
       G+G           A augmentedA
But don't you dare commit a grammar crime on me

D MajorD A augmentedA G+G A augmentedA

verse 2
      D MajorD        A augmentedA G+G  A augmentedA          D MajorD  A augmentedA G+G A augmentedA
You type "lose" with one o  if you're losing your mind
    D MajorD     A augmentedA   G+G
And two Os for describing
   A augmentedA        D MajorD  A augmentedA G+G A augmentedA
Bowel movements of any kind
     D MajorD       A augmentedA
You see "your"? and "you're"
    G+G    A augmentedA          D MajorD A augmentedA G+G A augmentedA
They're two, two different things, baby
   D MajorD      A augmentedA
It's YOUR problem YOU'RE confused
   G+G             A augmentedA       D MajorD A augmentedA G+G A augmentedA
But I'mma help you out with the words you use, yeah

Pre-Chorus
     B minorBm       G+G
My momma told me it's unwise
     D MajorD     A augmentedA
To like a boy who is just nice
       B minorBm     G+G
Who couldn't put apostrophe s's
  D MajorD    A augmentedA
On his possessives
G+G                  A augmentedA
And don't look at me when I look at you
       G+G
Whenever you say "stuffs"? (Stuffs!)
        A augmentedA
Cause that's my cue (RETCH!)

     D MajorD  A augmentedA G+G A augmentedA
I'm not a nazi
         D MajorD      A augmentedA G+G A augmentedA
I just care about good grammar
     D MajorD   A augmentedA G+G
Hey paparazzi (okay)
    A augmentedA         D MajorD   A augmentedA
I just said that ?cause it rhymed
       G+G           A augmentedA
But don't you dare commit a grammar crime on me

D MajorD A augmentedA G+G A augmentedA

Bridge
  D MajorD             A augmentedA
I suggest you brush up on your subject-verb agreement
   G+G            A augmentedA
If we keep this up, it's gonna be a commitment
  D MajorD            A augmentedA
You never say "Dogs barks"? you just say "bark"
G+G                 A augmentedA
Pay a bit of attention we're gonna take it to the park
D MajorD            A augmentedA
Double negatives and all its relatives
G+G           A augmentedA
Don't sound no good if it ain't in a rap song
D MajorD
I'm gonna break it down to you
A augmentedA               G+G
I hate it when you say 'furnitures'?

        A augmentedA
When you mean 'pieces of furniture'?

D MajorD         A augmentedA
Let the plural be pluralized
  G+G                A augmentedA
The English language doesn't deserve to be compromised
   D MajorD       A augmentedA          G+G
It's TO to direct, TOO for 'too much'?, TWO is a number
       A augmentedA
Learn it, else I'll be holding a grudge

    D MajorD
THERE'S two baby cubs
  A augmentedA
And THEIR momma lion
     G+G        A augmentedA
And THEY'RE together it's as clear as day
  D MajorD         A augmentedA             G+G
If you're debating 'if I was'? versus 'If I were'?, I say
Who would you believe more?
A augmentedA
Bieber or Beyonce


     D MajorD  A augmentedA G+G A augmentedA
I'm not a nazi
         D MajorD      A augmentedA G+G A augmentedA
I just care about good grammar
     D MajorD   A augmentedA G+G
Hey paparazzi (okay)
    A augmentedA         D MajorD   A augmentedA
I just said that ?cause it rhymed
       G+G           A augmentedA
But don't you dare commit a grammar crime on me

     D MajorD  A augmentedA G+G A augmentedA
I'm not a nazi
         D MajorD      A augmentedA G+G A augmentedA
I just care about good grammar
     D MajorD   A augmentedA G+G
Hey paparazzi (okay)
    A augmentedA         D MajorD   A augmentedA
I just said that ?cause it rhymed
       G+G           A augmentedA
But don't you dare commit a grammar crime on me