Everyone Else Is An Asshole Ukulele chords by Reel Big Fish

Tuning: G C E A (G C E A)

Difficulty: Intermediate

Variations:
D2 2-2-2-5
G#m 1-3-4-2

Intro:
A     A    F#  F#    D   A   E
Woahh Wa-ohhh, Wa-ohhh-ohh-ohh,
A     A    F#  F#    D   A   E
Woahh Wa-ohhh, Wa-ohhh-ohh-ohh,

Horns:
A |----0--4-7--4--5-5-4-0---0--4-5-5-4-0---0----0--9-7---0--2--4--5|
E |-0---------------------2--------------2----2--------------------|
C |----------------------------------------------------------------|
G |----------------------------------------------------------------|
                                                        D2 D2
A |----0--4-7--4--5-5-4-0---0--4-5-5-4-0---0----0--9-7--------|
E |-0---------------------2--------------2----2---------------|
C |-----------------------------------------------------------|
G |-----------------------------------------------------------|

Verse 1:
A                    F#
  I tried to be nice, I tried to live my life,
    D        A          E
But everyone else is an asshole
A                     F#
   I tried to forgive,  I tried to live and let live,
    D        A          E
But everyone else is an asshole
     D        A              F#          E
And everybody else thinks of no one but themselves
    D2              A                       E
And no one wants to help cause they're all assholes
    D              A          F#           E
And every friendly chat is a knife in the back
    D2       A               E
A sneaky attack waiting to happen

Verse 2:
A                      F#
   I tried not to mind,  I tried to be so kind,
    D        A          E
But everyone else is an asshole
A                           F#
   I tried to let love rule,  But I feel like such a fool,
      D        A          E
Cause everyone else is an asshole
            D              A
And they're out there even now
          F#             E
Trying to mess me up somehow
    D2                 A
But they won't stop me now
                     E
Cause they're all assholes
            D                A
And they're planning while I sleep
    F#         E
And even as we speak
   D2               A
To strike when I am weak
                  E
Cause they're all assholes

Chorus:
B              G#m
Everyone else, Everyone else
E        B          F#
Everyone else is an asshole
B              G#m
Everyone else, Everyone else
E        B          F#
Everyone else is an asshole

Verse 3:
A                     F#
  It's time to defend,  I know I have no friends
D          A        E
Everyone else is an asshole
A                          F#
I've got to get them first,  Cause worst has come to worst
D          A        E
Everyone else is an asshole

Verse 4:
         D                A
But they put the blame on me
F#                E
Pretending not to see
       D2              A
That I just want to be free
           E
From these assholes
      D                   A
But I couldn't take their shit
     F#                 E
So I tried to deal with it
    D2           A
And now I look a bit
        E
Like an asshole!

Verse 5:
A                  F#
I tried to be nice,  I tried to live my life
    D        A          E
But everyone else is an asshole
A                   F#
I tried to overlook,  And I tried to close the book
    D          A          E
But everyone else is an asshole
A                        F#
I tried not to talk shit,  But I just couldn't help it
   D        A        E
Everyone else is an asshole
A                      F#
They called it assault,  But it really wasn't my fault
 D         A           E
Everyone else is an asshole

Chorus:
B              G#m
Everyone else, Everyone else
E        B          F#
Everyone else is an asshole
B              G#m
Everyone else, Everyone else
E        B          F#
Everyone else is an asshole

Outro:
                   B       G#         E     B        F#
You're an asshole too!
                   B       G#         E     B        F#
You're an asshole too!
                   B       G#         E     B        F#
I'm talking bout you
                   B       G#         E     B        F#
I'm talking bout you
                   B       G#         E     B        F#
I'm talking bout you, and you, and you
                   B       G#         E     B        F#
You're an asshole too
                   B       G#         E     B        F#
I'm talking bout you, and you, and you
                   B       G#         E     B        F#
You're an asshole too
                   B       G#         E     B        F#
I'm talking bout you, and you, and you
                   B       G#         E     B        F#
You're an asshole too