Pussy Heaven chords by Dan Reeder

Chords with lyrics

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Oh the shoes that I wear, cost nine cents an hour,

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Which ain't Norwegian union scale, but hell you know I'm there,

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They retire when they're twenty, with a house on a fjord,

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And when they're out of money they just go and get some more,


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And if you think it though you'll find as I've found,

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There just ain't enough pussy heaven to go round.

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And if all the Chinese hit the brakes at one time,

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The whole goddamn planet, would stop on a dime,

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The one side would burn up, and the other side would freeze,

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So if you feel the need to pity someone you can pity me.


    D MajorD      F# minorF#m      B minorBm      B minorBm
And if you think it though you'll find as I've found,

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There just ain't enough pussy heaven to go round.


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And the moral of this story is perfectly clear,

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While one guy walks the other sits on daddy's lap and steers,

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The one cup's made of silver and the other's made of clay,

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The rich don't ever seem to know they're rich anyway,

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And if you think it though you'll find as I've found,

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There just ain't enough pussy heaven to go round.


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And if we all bred ponies or sailed boats across the sea,

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Imagine for a minute what a mess that would be,

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Cause who would drive the garbage trucks, and who would sing the blues,

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And how could guys like me afford, to buy a pair of shoes,


    D MajorD      F# minorF#m      B minorBm      B minorBm
And if you think it though you'll find as I've found,

      E MajorE         E MajorE      A augmentedA
There just ain't enough pussy heaven to go round.


    D MajorD      F# minorF#m      B minorBm      B minorBm
And if you think it though you'll find as I've found,

      E MajorE         E MajorE      A augmentedA
There just ain't enough pussy heaven to go round.