Verse 1: C Well I gotta fine looking woman what I just found F who's married to the wealthiest man in town C G and she tells me every time he aint around C That tonight hes drunk as a skunk at some swanky pub F with his asshole buddies from the Country Club C and he left her at home alone G C so right now I gotta pin down
Chorus: C F I got my nutsack bouncing up-and-down upon her butt crack C Picking up her old man slack C G doing shit to her that he aint able to do C F C I drank a 6-pack before I got her in the sack Now I've got her pinned down on her back C G with her feet in her face and she'll stay that way C for at least an hour or 2 Verse 2: C see a while ago I gotta call on the telephone F C G a woman's voice said Hey my ole man aint home can you make it out my way cuz I'd sure love to fool around C she said I got you a 6 cold pack of papts blue ribbons for free F if you just come do some dirty birdy work on me C so I jumped in my truck and hauled ass up town G C and right now I got her pin down Chorus: C F I got my nutsack bouncing up-and-down upon her butt crack C Picking up her old man slack C G doing shit To her that he aint able to do C F C I drank a 6-pack before I got her in the sack Now I've got her pinned down on her back C G with her feet in her face and she'll stay that way C for at least an hour or 2 Verse 3: C Well her telephone rang about a quarter to 3 F he said honey you don't need to wait up for me C G Cuz me and the fellows are gonna have a few more rounds C then she grinned and said a few more rounds sounds all right F C G then she winked at me told him goodnight then she hung up the phone and she said that it's on C so once again I got her pinned down C F I got my nutsack bouncing up-and-down upon her butt crack C Picking up her old man slack G doing shit To her that he aint able to do C F C I drank a 6-pack before I got her in the sack Now I've got her pinned down on her back C With her feet in her face and she'll stay that way G C for at least an hour or 2 C G C Yeah I got this old lady pinned down and I'm going to town and he don't even have a clue
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