Verse 1: Em C We were talking ticket slump Am D We'd try to put our finger on it Em C Quantify the undoing Am D of each little step, and its just a lack of press Em C And the refrigerator down at the boys club Am D With its little magnets of poetry Em C Am G Bm D And they've found one hundred different ways to say blow me Am G D Ah yeah blow me now
Chorus: E Janny Wenner Janny Wenner A Rolling Stone's most fearless leader E Gave the boys what they deserve A But with the girls he lost his nerve Post-Chorus: E Whoo hoo now A Hoo Verse 2: Em In every post punk bar C There's a dressing room wall Am Where the rockboy band D Will make its mark Em C A hundred different pictures of private parts Am N.C. And some girl going down Em C And there's that faggot bashing poetry Am D But the boys are just saying love me please Em C With every hate filled phrase Am G Bm D They just give it away ah boys Am G D you give yourself away Chorus: E You know Janny Wenner Janny Wenner A Rolling Stone's most fearless leader E Gave the boys what they deserve A But with the girls he lost his nerve Post-Chorus: E Whoo hoo now A Hoo ooh ooh ooh E Yeah whoo hoo now A Hoo ooh ooh ooh E A Verse 3: Em C Testing 1 2 3 in the marketplace Am D But its a demographic based disgrace Em C And a stupid secret white boy handshake Am D That we'll never be part of Em C So when its DJ Blow and the morning show Am D I give you one hundred reasons to just say no Em C Am G Bm D And I said come on girls lets go right now oh girls Am G D Lets go right now Chorus: E Oh cause lucystoners don't need boners A Ain't no man could ever own her E With the boys she had the nerve A To give the girls what they deserve E Lucystoners don't need boners A Ain't no man that'd ever own her E With the boys she had the nerve A Gonna give the girls what they deserve Post-Chorus: E Ah whoo hoo A Ooh ooh ooh ooh E Yeah whoo hoo now A Ooh Outro: N.C. A I said lucystoners don't need boners (Lucystoners don't need boners) N.C. A Lucystoners don't need boners (Lucystoners don't need boners) E A Lucystoners don't need boners (Lucystoners don't need boners) x5
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