Chords with lyrics
[Verse 1]
D MajorD 
G+G
There he is, my one and only Senpai! (Say hi to Senpai!)
A augmentedA D MajorD A augmentedA
He's my future boyfriend. He just doesn't know it yet... (Spring it on Senpai!)
D MajorD
I'd tell him all my feelings,
G+G 
Bb majorBb
all the thoughts I've been concealing,
A augmentedA G+G A augmentedA
but it sounds so unappealing that I sweat... a lot...
D MajorD G+G
Every day, my favorite subject's Senpai! (A augmentedA+ at Senpai!)
A augmentedA D MajorD A augmentedA
I could sit and study him for hours at a time! (Sounds kind of boring!)
D MajorD G+G
His eyes! His hair! His derrière!
Bb majorBb
It's crazy and yet I don't care!
A augmentedA D MajorD
And I swear one day I'll finally make him mine!
[Pre-Chorus]
G+G A augmentedA
Who is that cute little student there and
F#F# 
BB
why is she touching his arm?
G+G A augmentedA
If she puts moves on my Senpai, then I'll
F#F# BB
have to cause her harm!
G+G A augmentedA
Maybe I should clean up this body,
F#F# BB
or just dump it into the trash!
G+G A augmentedA
Senpai could never love her
F#F# BB
cause we're such a perfect match!
E MajorE BB
Everywhere that he goes,
C#C# 
G#G#
I'll be there and he won't know!
A augmentedA E MajorE
A minorAm I mad? Maybe so,
A augmentedA BB
but I love to sniff his clothes...
[Chorus]
E MajorE BB
Then I'll make him agree
C#C# G#G#
he's my blushing boy-to-be!
A augmentedA E MajorE
In the end, all my friends
D MajorD E MajorE
will then see.... Senpai notice me!
[Verse 2]
G+G A augmentedA
Kokona keeps gazing at my Senpai... (Don't look at Senpai!)
BB E MajorE BB E MajorE
Maybe I should follow her and have a friendly chat. (Doesn't sound friendly...)
E MajorE D MajorD
I promise not to hurt her,
A augmentedA
just to frame her for a murder.
BB A augmentedA BB
She's a Senpai-stealing, sultry little brat... I think...
G+G A augmentedA
Almost noon and no sign of my Senpai... (Hurry up, Senpai!)
BB E MajorE BB E MajorE
Could it be he's making out with her behind my back?! (This could get ugly!)
E MajorE D MajorD
Let's offer her a shower,
A augmentedA
then we'll turn off all the power,
BB E MajorE
That should sour things and get us back on track!
[Verse 2]
A augmentedA BB
Anyone who flirts with my Senpai
G#G# C#C#
gets my cell phone shoved up their skirt!
A augmentedA BB
Talking to my Senpai is not an option,
G#G# C#C#
unless you want to be hurt.
A augmentedA BB
Why is everybody a bit uneasy
G#G# C#C#
when I pull out this sharp knife?
A augmentedA BB
I am not a killer or psycho;
G#G# C#C#
I am Senpai's future wife!
F#F# C#C#
Is this fate? Is this stress?
C#C# Bb majorBb
Is this Yandere duress?
BB F#F#
Or obsession? Possession?
BB C#C#
It's anybody's guess.
[Chorus]
F#F# C#C#
All I know is this school's
C#C# Bb majorBb
full of murder-making tools.
BB F#F#
It's uncanny, but dandy
E MajorE F#F#
for me! Senpai-
BB
drank this drink! (Lemonade, I think!)
F#F# BB
Senpai ate this fruit! (Just a bite or two...)
F#F# G#G#
Senpai blew his nose! (That's a little gross...)
C#C#
Senpai wore this bathing suit!
BB
Senpai called this phone! (You just took her phone...)
F#F#
Senpai shaved this hair! (But it's not from there...)
G#G#
Senpai left this note! (What was that he wrote?)
C#C# 
D#D#
Senpai wore this underwear!
G#G# D#D#
Don't you wave! Don't you stare!
C#C#
Don't you act like you don't care!
G#G#
Touch my Senpai; I swear I will
C#C# D#D#
maul you like a bear!
G#G# D#D#
I'm not weird, or a creep-
C#C#
Though I watch my Senpai sleep...
G#G#
I'm not lovesick; I just
C#C# F#F#
