War On Christmas chords by Ramshackle Glory

Intro:
E B D A (x2)

Verse:
E             B
Take down the lights
  D            A
I don't do Christmas
   E        B
Religion's fine
  D           A
I just hate Christmas
     E           B
I'll hang out at noon
    D      A
But not before then
   E           B
I think you're fine
        D         A
I just don't wake up then

Chorus 1:
C#m              B
This place feels like a furnace
           A
Someone's trying to burn us
    E             B         C#m
I'm glad you're happy this way
                 B
But if I have to watch you smile
     A
I'll pull our file
    E          B       A
and finish us off today
         B
It’s okay

Instrumental:
E B D A (x2)

Verse:
E            B
Theories are great
       D            A
But I hate when you say them
       E        B
I understand my heat bills
     D        A
I still don't pay them
  E        B
I know my rights
    D              A
But thanks for explaining
    E            B
The day they're enough
            D             A
Will be the day it starts raining

Chorus 2:
C#m                      B
   You forget we live in quicksand
        A
This isn't sick, man
         E     B         C#m
We won't be around if we win
                 B
But if I have to watch you smile
     A
I'll pull our file
E        B           A   B
And turn both of us in

Outro:
E B D A (x2)