Drinking On The Job chords by The Rainmakers

Key: G

Intro:

G D C D x2

Verse 1:
    G      D      C      D
The farmer he got plowed
    G      D       C        D
The bricklayer got plastered
    G        D      C      D
The mechanic he got tanked
    G            D          C      D
The construction worker got blasted
    C             G                   C                   D
And Daddy beat up Mommy and broke her collarbone for good luck

Chorus:
C           D
Everybody's drunk
C           D
Everybody's wasted
C           D               G   D C D
Everybody's drinkin' on the job

Instrumental:
G D C D

Verse 2:
    G      D       C      D
The garbageman got trashed
    G   D       C      D
The janitor got messy
    G    D          C      D
The taxi driver got smashed
    G        D       C      D
The waitress she got tipsy

Bridge:
   C            G
In Kansas City, New York City
C               D
Great big city, itty-bitty city
C           D
Everybody's drunk
C           D
Everybody's wasted
C           D               G   D C D
Everybody's drinkin' on the job

Instrumental:
G   D C D

Bridge:
          C            D           Em
There's a whole lot of places that I ain't been
  C           D           Em
A whole lotta things that I ain't seen
  C           D           Em
A whole lotta things I'll never be
    C
The generation that would change the world
                          D
Is still looking for it's car keys

Harmonica Solo:
    G      D      C      D
    G      D      C      D
    G      D      C      D
    G      D      C      D
    C      G      C      D

Verse 3:
                        C D
The terorist got bombed
    G    D        C      D
The President got hit
G     D      C      D
Security was tight
    G      D           C      D
The Secret Service got lit

Bridge:
C
F.B.I.
G
C.I.A.
C
D.W.I.
D
U.S.A.

Chorus:
C           D
Everybody's drunk
C           D
Everybody's wasted
C           D
Everybody's stoned
            C                    D
And there's nothing that's gonna change it
       C           D
'Cause everybody's drunk
C           D
Everybody's wasted
C           D               G   D  C D
Everybody's drinkin' on the job

Outro:
G   D  C D (Repeat and fade)

(Spoken over repeating outro progression)
You know we were gonna add a saxophone player to our band
but everyone we found was all tooted up
I stopped down last night at the all night cafe
Everyone beside me there was either stewed sauced or well done
My masseuse was loose