My Wife And 2 Dogs chords by Quinn XCII

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Intro:
| G     | G     | C     | Am     |


Verse 1:
G
One half loves me, the other half is my enemy
C                      Am                            G
One half thinks I'm an angel, the other thinks I’m demonic

My money stretchin' like human centipede
C             Am
I go make a deposit like almost every week
G

Change of Scenery II is comin' out really cool
C                  Am
This shit probably gonna buy me a swimming pool
G
Low ball all of these people who want our catalogue
C                    Am
We’re too focused, I really don't need your Adderall


Pre-Chorus:
  G
I know, yeah, I know how you feel
                 C       Am
You feel kinda defeated
            G
You're not alone, yeah, I know that it's tough
                  C          Am
To get outta your feelings


Chorus:
    G
So (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
                                   C
Had to get away so we could just unplug from this (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
               Am                             G
We spent seven days 'cause, lately, I've been stuck (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
                                            C
Buy some real estate with all of these cool songs we made (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
                Am                           N.C.
Move out to the beach with my wife and my two—


Verse 2:
G
We go together like fighters in leather like Rocky
C                   Am
 Let's go to Tokyo, try all the sushi and saki
G
 Let's make a movie with Wes Anderson directin’ it
C
You play you ’cause you're perfected
Am
I’ll try me, but don't expect it
G
I don't check my social media every week
C                 Am
I love myself too much to see the shit you tweet
G
Why does everything gotta be so damn serious?
C                   Am
I think you need to gain some more life experience


Pre-Chorus:
  G
I know, yeah, I know how you feel
                 C          Am
You feel kinda defeated (Ah-ooh)
            G
You're not alone, yeah, I know that it’s tough
                  C            Am
To get outta your feelings (Ah-ooh)


Chorus:
    G
So (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
                                   C
Had to get away so we could just unplug from this (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
               Am                             G
We spent seven days 'cause, lately, I've been stuck (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
                                            C
Buy some real estate with all of these cool songs we made (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
                Am                            N.C.
Move out to the beach with my wife and my two—
G                                   C
 Had to get away so we could just unplug from this (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
               Am                             G
We spent seven days 'cause, lately, I've been stuck (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
                                            C
Buy some real estate with all of these cool songs we made (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
                Am                           (G)
Move out to the beach with my wife and my two   dogs


Outro:
| G     | G     | C     | Am     |