Badboyhalo Song Curse Song chords by Quackity

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Intro:
C D F C


Verse:
C                                   D
I walk down to the street, in Muffin Street
F                                 C
I see a poor old woman leaving her car
                                        D
I walk up to her and I say the following words;
F                          C
"Give me the damn keys, you little hamburger"
                     D
I walked up to the 7-11
F                                  C
I started buying myself some gummy worms
                                  D
Turns out that I forgot my credit card
F

So I pull out my gun and say;
C                                     C
"I want this shit for free, you little potato"
            D
"You little hamburger"
           F
"You muffinhead"
           C
"You dunderhead"
           C
"You little potato"
      D
"Gosh darnit"
               F
"The police are here"
          C
"Fudge my life"

(Karl)
C
My name is BadBoyHalo and I forgot
         D
Just one thing
F                                 C
I love signs in Minecraft that say "I LOVE PENIS"
                                D
My name is BadBoyHalo, what the muffin is up
F                               C
I'll tell you what's up; it's a sign that says "I LOVE PENIS"

(Quackity)
C                   D
I'm driving down 123 Street
F                              C
Breaking the law; well you know me
                           D
I'm going 20 miles over the limit
F                           C
And I have ran over my buddy Skeppy
                                  D
"Skeppy, what are you doing in the road?"
F                                  C
"You muffinhead, dunderhead, muffinfuck"
                                         D
It turns out I have ran over somethin' of yours
F                            C
It seems I have ran over your penis

C
My tire has ruined your face
D
My tire has ruined your life
F                                  C
And I have to say something; I have fudged up

I have fudged up
       D
I have ruined your entire life
F                          C
Heck, I'm gonna build you a statue

(It's gonna be a penis)
C D D F F C C
(I love signs that say penis)

 Little hamburger penis

(this part of the song is picked. For C and F it is the strings A B A G. For D it is the stings D e D B)
C                            D
20 years later, I just got outta jail
F                                    C
I hop on the SMP, I gotta make things right
                              D
I go ontop of my house and I start to work
F                            C
I start making the statue of Skeppy
                          D                            F
I count every detail; I make sure everything is right
                   C
Finally finished, oh wait there's one more thing to do

 (still picking)
    C
i'm Doing his beautiful eyes
         D
And his beautiful face
F                                      C
I'm doing all the things that make him human
                              D
I think my best friend is the greatest
F                     C
That's why I gave him pissbrows